Judge — September 11, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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The Limerick that Couldn’t , Let Go | By Kurt Qvitter LCS CTLL GENUINE Princess named Irma Sn | Once journeyed to New York from Burmah. She g 1 “I'm looking,” said she, lh YC AVCLCL “Fora fit like a T, If it costs like the D—, I won’t murmur.” for comfort A modiste of Avenue Mad— . If I don’t finish a line—it’s too sad— Every pair guaranteed ‘or a lac of Rupees ‘ame across like a breeze With some goods that got Irma in bad. | Go MADE AT SHIRLEY MASSACHUSETTS -MADE AT al ONS nd silk threads to the ell, ifferent color . . . well, well; If the dye had been faster, Or the princess of plaster But wait till I ring the stage bell Prima Facie Enter Princess—a tank scene. of course: “That man has got a lot of executive Prince Begum, rather fat, played the horse. ability.” Presto! He dove under the water “B hasn't got much of a job.” r seed, is ase ol To save the King’s daughter “That may be; but didn't you ever notice te Uasenacions amtitha faa Lake From a knave, later drowned in remorse. how nice his wife tr Who would have believed ten years ago that milk we lisappear and wood alcohol woul: a = : ilk My ee appear and wood alcohol would Rehearsals went off ina lark A Better Front ake its place? “/e ; " , That ' a Lol we aoa? : All costumes 4 l'Asbury Park Mrs. Browne—People talk about me just Pala ertie Cees Wwe Should Dave gum But the night of the show terribly drops and chocolates for lunch? soaps ; x i : . : rn * With four kin a A Mr. Browne—Perhaps, if you did not wear That it would require a “pull” with the Me ae : : bah . Princess Irma, it’s sinful—but hark your gowns so low the backbiters might be grocer to get sugar for your coffee? discour aged, . see a Lo warns i trousers out Think of Egypt as Antony knew her Sea cae ene eee Think of Venice as Whistler once drew her, | Sure Proof fisited Himalayas of jam— First Revenue Officer—What makes you . = Down, my muse, and be calm sure that the stuff we pinched in that guy's He—I wish I were a fish. : ; ‘ aie : ; She—Why? Without doubt you might overdo her. cellar isn't home-made booze? tla F - econd Revenue Officer—Because it tastes He—W'd find coral just like your lips and : ue Officer—Becau pste kiss it all day long. fs ” . A Yum, She—But you don’t have to do that : * A aR ¢ a Four kings held their breath ‘til Begum He (rapturously)—Do you mean——? fi . ‘ee ; She—To be a fish. ? Returned with the star, In France the janitor of an apartment “ 7 ° But clad in coal tar house is called a concierge. What he is : And colors one thousand and some. called in this country doesn’t look so well in Close Quarters s ‘ iat ? ‘ Dolly—I wonder what ever started Miss n her career of financial speculation? Snug costumes of cotton and gum ‘ ‘ iyp-She peobebly heard it was possible May go in the climate of home: . Smoother Now ; to be aqueczed fn the stock market But in far off Cathay Uncle Ezra—What ever became of that 7 . And warm water, they say smooth young fellow that used to come through BIGGAliy Her Kellerman struck four kings dumb. here selling plowshares? . ; sieving vase today? Uncle Eben—Oh, he still comes through Home \cs, bat I'm wearing Moral here, only he’s selling oil shares now. She plunged . . . The band played “Yum like booze. rre*e pppoe May [ hint, my dear mistress Nancy Though a ral is one thing you can’t see. | Rising Action Since on very fine tissues “Who can give the ‘rising action’ of WHAT EVERY GIRL} Hang delicate issues. the plot. of this short story?” asked the \ SHOULD KNOW Leave something in your réle to fancy instructor. i SENT PREPAID FOR ONLY SOc. “1 should judge that it begins at the point At the Movies where the young wife uses a half cupful of “A Modern Marriage” in four parts. baking powder in her first biscuits,” answered Be) a bright pupil Har - Acti i Figure It Out for Yourself Mi Wife—I got such a fright the other eve- ning. George came home carly and I didn’t The Social Triangle know it, and then I heard some one moving | “What kind of a society career did the | upstairs. I felt sure there was a man in the te, eet important health tovention of Richquickes have? | house. 1 Grose monited ena Grated warren, corresty “They were analyzed, criticized and then | Visitoer-—How relieved you must have been ostracized.” to find it was nothing like that. 23 comicbooks.com