Judge — August 21, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

August 21, 1920 Versatile Vergie (Series Number Two) By Wituias Wattace Wuttetock Ilustrations by Lauren Stout Tiguan Vergie Vim was in the seeim ‘OW, one of these, a Mrs. Pease, Her people were old-timers— Asked Vergie if she'd take her, She often met, outside her set, And teach her how to walk and bow, A lot of social climbers. And socially remake her: 'O Vergie taught her how she ought To imitate the gentry; To blush and smile and put on style, And how to make an entry. ROM that forth, from South and North (The names were oft fictitious) Came pleas galore to Vergie’s door, ER long the dame, the very same From nouveaux riches ambitious. Whom none had wished to know, Had got the hunch and caught the bunch, She now was comme il faut. st Vergie: “No, I can’t, although I know I'd earn a pile; Your offer fine I must decline— I am too ver-sa-tile!” 29 comichooks.Goin) "