Judge — July 31, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Gallowminded Immediate Business—"Are you still q n effort to signal to Mars?” engaged in d the scien “t so easy these ¢ “Signaling i d myself fortunate if Tean att of a street car conductor fi al communicati ) WENT TO HAN Hasty Figuring—“I took Professor much energy was wasted every time he \ 7 Jiggs out for a ride in my car the other was hurled into t Birmingham “TR y [ day.” alge Herald, pa + out >THE SAMARA T Sondags Nisse credulity—Bor—I hear your friend has met with an accident inded as you inking about “He's fully as absent-r said he was. He was t something all the time we were ric ever opened his mouth.” Cox—S« a tiger Might Be Much Later—The railroad 8 I think I can explain that. He b and said it w ame it would — official invited the stern citizen to com i probably counting the number of off his hand did municate his trou vod #aresiving Ninvanid calculating ws “T want you to give orders.” demanded i the visitor, “that the engineer of the Giving Him the Benefit of the Doubt express which passed through Elm Grove at 11355 be restrained from blowing his whistle on Sunday mornings.” “Impossible!” exploded the official “What prompts to make such a ridiculous reque “Well, you sce,” explained the citizen, in an undertone, “our pastor preaches until he hears the whistle blow and that confounded express was twenty minutes late last Sunday.” York Central Magaz le one a Railroad Talk—A freight crew en the Toledo division of the B. & O. Railroad was up on the carpet because of a trifling accident. The road foreman was q tioning a brakeman.® 2 “Where were you when the accident happened?” he caboose talking with the boys.” What were you talking about?” “Oh, just railroad talk.”” “What do you mean by railroad talk?” “Why, whisky, women and back pay of course.” —Milwaukee Sentinel. nk Town" Name: "m going ona railroad journey. Suggest something to read.” “What route are you going to take?” “One of the branch lines where the train stops at station about every twenty minutes.” “Then why not read the names painted on the little red and yellow depots? You'll find it a liberal education in sacred nd profane history, as well as Indian re.” —Birmingham Age-Herald. Professor (at the clinic) GENTLEMEN, FROM A PURELY HUMAN STANDPOINT, THIS PATIENT 18 TO BE REGARDED AS A FRAUD—JURIDICIALLY AS A TOUGH LOT, AND MEDICALLY AS AN INTERESTING CASE—UNTIL WE KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER wiTH HiM.—Meggendorfer Blacti (Munich). comicbooks.com