Judge — July 24, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Herman Knew—Herman, four, was in the street. A neighbor knew that s mother was expecting guests. Herman, has your company come?" she inquired No, not yet,” was the reply. “I'm still dirty.”"—Indianapolis News The Little Man—"“What does my little man want to buy today—candy?” asked the kindly shopkeeper as the little boy entered “You bet I do,” I've got to buy soa the reply, “but London Tit-Bits Heavenly Amusement—Eight-year- old Robert had been ill for nearly a menth with tonsilitis, and nothing kept him contented but pictures of his favor ite, Charlie Chaplin, clipped from the pages of the motion-picture pictorials. One morning, as his mother sat beside his bed, he studied earnestly a full-page drawing of the million-dollar comedian, “Mother,” he asked, “will Charlie plin go to heaven i e so.” answered the {won't the Lord have some fun as Robert's comment.— Har per's Magazine. Stumping the Medico Dector—Your left leg what do you expec Patient—But, Doct One of the Great Unborn—One day a lady noticed a little boy seated on a doorstep. Going up to him said: “Well my little chap, how is it you are sitting outside on the doorstep, when I sce through the window all the other ycung folks inside playing games and having a good time? Why aren't you inside joining in the fun? “Oh, I’m in this game all right,” re plied the boy. “They're playing at being married, and I’m the baby.” But what are you doing out here?” “Waiting to go in. You sce, I ain't born yet."—Dallas News. His Painful Duty ENTREE rts BUREAUX Big Visitor—Tell your ti Office Boy—Ah, it hy? Isn't he in DIRECTION | $ Mr. Dupont is calling. That's too bad! s, but I have orders to throw you out."—La Baionnette (Paris). 20 In the Know—* How cid Blig; to be so relentless a music ic?” “By listening attentively to all the things musicians say about one an other." — Washington § ar Off the Key—Scholar (trembling) Good heavens, the dynamite factory has blown up! Teacher—Yes—but that’s no reason why you should play a sharp instead of a flat!—Fliegende Blaetter (Munich). Important If True—An exchange says that jazz is going out of style. Now to get the news to the jazz bands, so that life may be worth living again. ing Intelligencer. What Did She Know?—The hostess had trouble in getting Mr. Harper to sing. After the song had been given, she came up with a smiling face to her guest, and made the ambiguous remark: “Now, Mr. Harper, you must never tell me again that you can not sing—[ know now!”"—The Queenslander. Something High—"We were hoping to get some real butter for our little party, but it cost too much; so we had to content ourseives with en zaging a tenor.” —Jugend (Munich). She Is Indignant—“I don’t know the name of the song, but it goes plink-plink- plink.”” “T don’t recognize it.” “Huh! I should think a clerk in a music store would know something about music.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. For Bait Only—“I think that every young woman should learn to play the piano before she is married, don't you?” “Yes, and forget it afterwards." —Bos- ton Transcript. Where She Got the Swing— Patience —Did you ever hear Peggy play the piano. Patrice—Oh, yes; frequently. “Did you ever notice what a swing there is to her music: “Yes, she learned that when she was at college in the gymnasium.” “T hardly follow you.” “Why, you sce, she used to practice on the trapeze.”"—Yonkers Statesman. on ’ 1 comicbooks.com