Judge — July 24, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Artful—“Why did you tell your friends that you made that liquor your- self? You know very well you didn’t.” “know. But I knew if I told them that they'd limit themselves to one drink and not insist on finishing it all.”"— Detroit Free Press. Noiseless Kick —Otis —Do you think IP »hibition has made any change in the me Chester—Well, judging from some I've scen recently, it seems to have put the silent dram in the silent drama.—Film Fun, ies? Too Long a Child—“I trust your worship will excuse me this time,” said an habitual drunkard at the police court, “it is my misfortune. I am a child of genius.” “And what is your age?” questioned the magistrate. * Forty-two years. “Then it is time you were weaned. You'll have to do fourteen days away from the bottle.” — Pearson's Weekly. Ever Meet Him—‘“I hear a lot about him, but I've never met him.” Who?” “The man who never used to drink before the country went dry but now drinks like a fish. Svery rum hound seems to know at least two of him.” — Detroit Free Press. Severity—“ Did you punish that boot- legger who showed up at Crimson Gulch?” Ve sure did,” replied Piute Pete; severe. We took all his liquor from him and never even invited him to have a drink.” Washington Star Nothing to It—“T tell you no!” “What is the trouble between you and your wife?” asked his father “She wants to put some of my scanty store of liquor into a pie.”—Louistille Courier-Journal, Immune—“Those moonshiners have lived to a ripe old age.” Yes,” replied Uncle Bill Bottletop. “They had to keep their nerves steady and look out for revenuers. They only made the stuff; they didn’t drink it.”"—Washington Star. On the Face of It © you, little ¢ mistaken, my boy. You as that in five years.” — enhagen). Ki ds ihe (C Good Reason. ehere. This play of yours hasn't got any punch in it.” “Of course it hasn’t. Do you suppose I want its run stopped by the prohibition sleuth hounds?”—Baltimore American. “What will your friends say when they How Do You Interpret This? Important—The Girl at the Window Yes, madam, this is the information bui What do you wish to know? The Woman Outside—I'd like to kni how much you paid for that georgette crépe waist you're wearing?—Boston Globe. " More Expensive—“I feel sorry for him.” “Why?” “His wife is dancing all the time “Well, she might be shoppir g.”— istille Courier-Journal. Demonstration—Shc—I never try to parade my virtues. He—No. It needs at least two to make a parade.—Tyrihans (Christiania) At Bluff Beach—Mrs. Myles—Read any of the late fiction? Mrs. Styles—Oh, my, yes. I've just finished reading a letter from my hus- band.— Yonkers Stdtesman. The Reverse— Kate—She asked that question just out of idle curiosity, don’t you think? y curiosity. Her curi osity is never idle.—Stray Stories, see you in that dress?” “Why, they'll say that I married you for your money.” —Le Rire (Paris). comicbooks.com