Judge — May 29, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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mo neta TE Boob- Proof She—Not at tting with.—Tyrika How True! The mathematics teacher was trying with the necessity utting « time on mathematics. “You must all know arithmetic if you want to be suc cessful,”” she told them. ‘* All our public men should be good mathematicians impress her cls Can any one tell me why? Up went little Max’s hand they can keep their accounts straigh unswered.—Indianupolis News So that Answered—Teucher What are the properties of heat and cold? Pupil—The property of heat is to expand and cold to contra Teacher —Now give me an example Small Pupit—In summer, when it is hot, the days are long; in winter, when it is cold, the days are short,—Chicag Reasoning—Mother was telling Cyril of some occurrence in the neighbor in whi hood his hoa man had been cruel t He ought to be arrested and Cyril said hotly w was finished. “Mother, dor think we ought to have him are Mother shook her head. “We'll just and let God punish him,” she pro posed Cyril thought a little while Then he came back to his parent.“ Mother why not wait after this when I'm naughty and let God punish me, too?” he asked Indianapolis News Home Made Detinition—Hearirs little Raymond use the word “interrupt” his mother asked him what the word meant Oh, that’s when a little boy is talking ind his mother begins.” replied the script youngster. —Bos: A Safe Reminder There is a Phila delphia mother who is forgetful and rows it. but who is clever enough to « count this failing, asa rule. Not long ago her small son was rather indisposed ind the doctor ordered a medicine to be given at three-hour intervals. Did you give Tom his medicine regu larly?" the husband and father asked un hopefully upon his return home in the evening ‘Didn't miss a time,” the mother rc sponded with satisfaction How in the world did you ever think of it?” the man asked. T didn’t; but it was ea 1 just told Tom this morning at what hour he was to take the medicine, and half an hour before cach time he began wailing that he didn’ adel phia Ledger want to take it Expert Analysis F690 yeaa to A Pair of Ultimatums Gertrude. is four years of age. She faces the world fearlessly. looks it squarely in the eye nl if it doesn’t track exactly to suit her she tells it things. Her mamma. had gone in f her grandma, and, after a sh of wills, Gertrude had been put into away the other day and left: Gert the care 1 room to remain for a specified length of time that room before | cautioned her grand- “Tf you stir on tell you you may ma severely, “Lam going to spank you.” Gertrude stood with arms akimbo f« a moment, and then retorted in a tone finality “Well! When you spank me you will find that business is certainly beginning to pick up in this neighborhood.” Never! Furthermore, college ed ion never in this world made a young to milk a cow in rddy Ne A Father's Fears You must be dof your son, He's made a great reputation on the gridiron. So he has,” replied Mr. Glipping but L hope it won't prevent him from making a success in lite Why should it? “Well. you know played about three ball is only aths in the year, and I'm afraid Jack will get the idea that ucted in the same way, by three months of inten- »s of loafing.” a successful business ean be ¢ snd nine mer sive effor Birmingham Age- Herald His “College During debate in the New York State Assembly day, nor Smith was a member of when ¢ thar body. another member arose to a ge and an- question of personal privi need that Cornell had " went the boat race at Poughkeepsie. adding that he was tuate of Comell, This started a rem- iniscence mecting. other members arising to tell the name of their alma rn th finally rose and announced ‘Lama graduate of the F. FL M." What college is that?” “Fulton Fish Market World's Work, A War Saw from Warsaw, 1920 Copernicus depicted in that king God that k is free from the German yok Mucha (Warsaze). comicbooks.com