Judge — May 29, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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C Why did Broke the Engagement you break off with that girl’ «1 her mother rt “Well, by the way she a ran the old man, I saw they" make sh work of me.” Lou le Courier Journa Why She Declined — Rejected Ad mirer (bitterly)—Oh, well, [ was all broke up over a girl once before Lady—Ah, T see. And some of the pieces were lost.—Blighty Ahead of Schedule Bill—So you proposed to the rich man’s daughter last night? Gill—That’s what 1 did “Same story, I suppose “What's. that?” “The father kicked you out doors.” “He didn't?” “No, he didn’t, He didn't wait until — Vonkers Statesman. I got out door Accommodating—Ier Father—The fact is that I cannot give my daughter a dowry just at present Suitor—That’s all right. 1 can love her for herself in the meantime.—Boston Transcript An Important Question “T wish to marry your daughter,” said the young man to the girl's father. “Does she love you?” asked the father. “Yes, sir. And I love her.” “Well, that, of course, is the first necessary condition, but there are a few more questions I must ask. Have you made any shopping tours with her lately?" “No, sir.” “Ever been in a department store and 1 the present price of women’s suits and hats?” “No, sir.” “Know anything at all about the cost of provisions?” “Only that which I have learned from the talk of others.” “Well, young man, my to make a trip of investi know what your present income is, but after you've learned for yourself just what those clothes she wears are costing me. if you come back and say that you can support her in the style to which she has been accustomed lately, II give my consent.” Detroit Free Press vice to you is tion, I don’t Only One Obstacle Is there anything between Betty and Jack? ‘Only band, and vont bee jemobilize 1 Ss fu a Just Like a Relative Do vou think he loves you?” LT think so. He is beginning 10 talk like a member of the family,” In what way—telling them all he loves them?” “No. He said to me last night that we have got to begin to teach my little brother not tobe sofresh. And thena little later he said my father certainly does smoke rotten cigars.” — Houston Chronicle Brought Bad Luck— Mrs, Flatbush You know i told my husband I believed that cheap hat he bought me would bring vad luck Mrs. Bensonhurst—And has it? Sure! T wore it down to the polls and the man I voted for was defeated Voukers Statesman. Logie "Are you in favor of equal asked Smith. replied Jones. “If you've got nan as if she was am of her being a woman?” to treat a we wh the u Cincinnati Enquirer. Personal Pets—“Every man is en Litled to his opinion.” “Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum; “the same as aman is entitled to a composite breed of dog. It may be nothing to be proud of, but it’s his if he wants to hold on to it Washington Star. Campaigning—“In many cot ladies campaign and sometimes offer a kiss for a vote. It isn’t bribery, merely 4 way of campaigning.” ‘Well, if vou put it that way, I'd rather have a kiss than a bum argu- ment Louisville Courier-Journal His Sovereign Need the deuce is it? I've been lookin, Opinion. . for a bed? Tl give comicbooks.com a