Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ARGO CORN STARCH by IW. Mawr WaANDERLUST Advice to the Villain By Tuvox Jenxs P: JOR, helpless rogue!—your deepest, darkest plan In vain you lay to catch the Leading Man Locks, bolts and bars, fell poison and the rope Alike deceive the Villtin’s fondest hope All fail to hold the Hero or to slay And then the last reel comes. To your dismay Here and heroine then close up for the clox While you must dic or register vile thr Theft, munder, forgery, you can’t avoid The worse you are the better is your work No crime’s too bad your weekly check to win, So love of cash is root of all your sin Let me advise each crafty villain bold In tragedy alone you'll have the Hero cold In comedies no Villain should indulge Choose tragedies, where Villains have the bulge; On Heroines, too, pray never fix your love ‘The Hero wins her, or she goes above But Female Crooks are bom to be your prey ry to reform one. It’s your only way! desserts illustrated here were made from recipes cone tained in the 64-page Corn Produers Cook Book. This book is beautifully tilustra- ted, endorsed by Oscar of the Waldort-Amoris, and is tene free upon req today for yout copy. Corn oducts Refining Company, Depe. 14, 17 Battery Pace, Pron by Baten Baxis . New York. Tue Erernat Fesinint Vatalie—Honestly, now, Millicent, how does it hang