Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Funeral Churns “Orrin Roberts of Champlain succeeds 1. W. Redman as RUTTER MAKER at the Withrow Crar- TERY." —Stillwater (Minn.) Daily Gazette. The Morning After—“She wore a long brown fur coat and a TONGUE to match."—Washington Star His Ouija Boarder—“lt wasn't a pretty fight, for Abel had all the advan tage. Goss was no wrestler. Morcover, disgust sickened him and shame when he remembered his pean wife and fourteen year-old kid waitin’ for him lonely at home. So he fought dead from the start."—Metropolitan Mag ne. Assister to a Sister—" Mr. Moorr is. A sistex of Mrs. J. E. Minter, of this und has a host of friends here, who are pleased to learn of his successful en *—Columbus saigements in the metropolis. (Ga.) Enquirer Sun The Dead Monotony of Home Life “Mrs. Harrington was born in the house WHERE SHE DIED PIPTY-PIVE YEARS AGo the 22nd of last May and had tivep there all her life.”"—The St. Lawrence Plaindealer (Canton, N. ¥.). Whaddya Mea’ arried?—“Dr. James Hines of Keyport and Matthew J. Reilly of South Amboy were MARRIED ‘Tuesday of last week at Keyport." —Red Bank (N. J.) Register. The Cost of Information—*Danicl Diggs has filed suit in the District Supreme Court against the City and Suburban Railway Company for $3,000 damages for alleged personal txqurries.” Washington (D.C) Times. The New Graft—“Confident that he has regained all his old-time power as the result of having Monry glands grafted on himself, Frank Klaus, former middle- weight’ champion, announced — to-d. that he would attempt a “come-back in the ring.—Literary Digest. Her Gentle Manner of Speech— “She did not even know how to hold her fork, or eat soup. Still less how to dress. or talk LIKE A GENTLEMAN.” Philadel phia Ezening Bulletin. Double Murder—*Flesh and ble could stand no more. 1 gripped the chief's arm, clamoring at him wildly. “On, stop her, stop her!" I cried. ‘Stop her, before she kills the poor girl ALi OVER AGAIN! Detective Story Maga- cine. A Thrifty Bridegroom —* Martin Mason is taking a trip on ms HONEYMOON through Iowa, Colorado and California his wife looking after the farm and fam ily.”—Joplin (Mo) Globe The T. B. M. Solves His Problem “Home is a HARES of rest to a man after a hard day’s work.” —Bellingham (M inn.) Times. A London Treat—“My niece has « severe headache. Quite prostrate. She strrepD in the Treer in Piccadilly Such a dangerous place, you know.” “The Rain Girl.” Heirs to Prison—“Ii you sce three men strolling about El Paso with Brows MAIR 5 FEET 6 INCHES IGH, just natur ally nab ‘em. ‘They're deserters from the army and there's a reward of $5 on their heads.” oO per El Paso (Tex.) Cupid's Cuff-Links—* Marie-Louise watched him with her Harpy HEART ON WER SLEEVE.” —N. V. [ustrated News Where to Go in Hot Weather— “The upper Connecticut does not be come clear of logs thus deposited until LATE IN SUMMER WHEN THE RIVER IS York World 1chnousn.”"— Cave-Girl | Stuff—"She is the kind of girl he can imagine as coming up behind his chair and smoothing back the citar FROM HIS FOREHEAD.” —Pittsburg Press A Cycle of Cacoéthes Scribendi “The airplane has been put to new use by Miss Alice A. De Lamar, of Bayshore L. 1. During her * Palm Beach, Fla., she made a luncheon engagement’ with friends at Miami. In order to be on time York News. she took an airplane.” —V 2 Off the Map—*"As a result of the war of extermination by Federal, Stateand county authorities, the wortp is vanishing from the Northwest.” —Cincinnati Times Star Wire Samuel F. B. Morse!—“I am glad that L went out of my way to have the pleasure of looking through the hotel there which is made of the remains of the Old Mission, the ceilings of which, they tell me, were made from) TELEGRAPH poLes, some of which were over 400 YEARS OLD.” —Nebraska Farmer A Shirt in the Wind Worth Two in the Plant.—'‘ The intense cold hampered \ surat in the wind pre t from being de ning Journal. the firemen. vented the entire fp stroyed."—New ¥. Mary, Mary Quite Contrary—"The suddenness of Miss Pickford’s decision to try the joys of MARTIAL existence once more is defended by her friends with the statement that she simply exemplified the innate right of all women to change their minds when they so desire.” —Nra York News They All Do It—"When the conduc tor came along for tic he didn't have any, and so Hr STOOD ON FIs HEELS AND THE BACK OF HIS NECK, as men do when they are reaching after money in their pockets in the train.” —Philadel phia Public Ledger But Still She Was Armed—"It was her first experience with robbers, and she LOST TWO HANDS AND ONE Ak3Stin the en Pittsburg Press counter.” One of Old Beelzebub's Men “D. Dean Seitz of the INFERNAL revenue department at Philadelphi: Pa., is spending a few days in Syracuse." —Syrut cuse Post Standard. Police Finesse—“On the next after- noon at 3, Turpin and the captain crept softly up the stairs of No. 345 Blank Street. A dozen PLAIN CLOTHES MEN DRE: DIN FULL POLICK UNIFORMS, SO as to allay suspicion,-waited in the hall below."— Philadelphia North American An Old Master—He is now painting the barber shop of John Oosse, in the year of 1124 West Leonard street.— Northwestern Weekly. A Clap-Bored House: There was loud and continued applause from the spectators and it was several MonTus be fore the mayor could continue.” — Detroit Journal