Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Meawan Parwen B A D B R E A K S JUDGE pays $1 indicated, must be fur inclosed. No material pted BAD Breaks dipped from newspapers, me ished to show the bona fide nature of the Ban Break. No reje ready published as BAD Breaks will be considered, and ni ines or books. Original clippings, with source d Bap Breaks will be returned unless postage is Bap Breaks in advertisements are desired. The editor ¢ it enter into correspondence with contributors to this department. Mere typographical mishaps are not considered. Many duplications are re d. und the postmark determines priority of consideration. Cheques for BAD BREAKS are sent upon acce plance. Shutting Up Shakespeare— ~The Agile Breast Works — “Her A Near-Beer Candidate—“He is a license for the Garrick Theater, New — sreast leaped to her throat at sight of — candidate for Joint Representative, is an York City, was revoked by Commis him, immaculate. fit, debonair and — orator, full of energy, snap and pop, and sioner Bell on November 3, 115, for per young! ""—Breez y Storics Magazine. would make a live Representative if mitting mimorTaAL shows Trenton nominated.” —Covington Und.) Republi- Vimes-Advertiser His Financial Eye—"He had risen can. to his feet. He looked splendid; his Eves etn - en en es ee a © Cave of the Winds—"She saw FLUNG BACK THE MONEY in Floris’s face.” Tom-Boy Mary —*Mary Eaton is one Gale’s mouth open— in a horrible, sounp Vew York Exening Journal of sgven brothers every one of whom can Less vein.” = AlLStory Weekly dance, sing, and act.” —Motion Picture | An Opinionated Firearm — “The — Megazine Multum in Parvo—"The child ts to rifle from which the bullet apparently : spend TH FOURTH MONTH RACH WEEK in had been fired was found suspende A Modest Request—‘ Fourteen pairs the home of its grandmother.”"—Exening from an arm of a dressing table in the — of silk stockings and a silk teddy bear are Repository (Ca ~ Ohio) apartment, AFTER AN INVESTIGATION — missing from Mrs. McCarthy’s clothes- LATE TODAY EXPRESSED THE OPINION that line. ‘The POLICE Ask that ANYONE SEEING Joyous for the Skied—"The tancixG — the wound was self inflicted.” —The Bee ANoTITER wearing one pink silk teddy and of the National Academy Committee is (Danville, Va.) 28 assorted stockings, please notify Mrs. progressing rapidly.” - Boston Tran McCarthy.”—Jackson (Tenn.) Daily Sun seri pt. A Prolonged Bath — “One NiGttt when we came in from the Morn Digitalismanicure—"Miss Hinifred Prohibition Sediment— The recent Nc’s swim, there was a telegram from Morden of No. 1124 North avenue, had rains h ve so completely stirred up the Agatha."—True Story Magazine the index finger of her right hand caught mountain streams that sediment in the in a machine yesterday. The FINGER water here makes it scarcely ABLE to An Able Assistant—"She kECLINEDin — was taken to the Memorial hospital where dr Waynesboro (Pa.) Record Herald. the large drawing-room hung with sap- the injury was dressed.” ra Fi phire blue brocade, assistep> by Mr. Garette Shooting the Message—"The aussie — Heath.” —Louisville Courier-Sournal. read, ‘Wilbur and I escaped the tornado. Choked with Emotion — “Miss Mis) well.’"—Merrill (Wis.) Daily Good Chance to tar Cheap Emma Whitman Knapp, wealthy New Herald. “Statistics of the California State Bureau York young woman, who recently mar. | of Criminal Identification and Investi- ried Claron George Soule of Manchester, Stunted Ones Wanted—"The Con- gation show 3272 motor cars were Vt., has become ESTRANGLED from rela yregationalist would like some sHorT reported STOLEN in 1919 BY THE POLICE _ tives because her husband was a chauffenr CHILDREN’S stories, with a helpful lesson — pepartareNts AND Paciric Coast AvTo employed by her uncle.”—Granzille not too plainly expressed.”—The Writer opis: UNDERWRITERS CONFERENCE.” (N. ¥.) Sentinel. 1 Boston, Mass.). Motor Land. Spoofing the Huns—"Yesterday af A Keeper of the Past—“Mrs. Bar Bucket Shopping for Gabriel—“In _ ternoon’s clash in the Silverplatz between nett, it was reported, is willing tohave her Maine and elsewhere they will send you French troops and population, resulting husband returned to charge of his guar- to part for two years if you deny the in the KippINc of six Germans and dian, 1 i Is YesTeRDAY.”—Tulsa Bible ON Tite JUDGMENT DAy.”—Jnger- wounding of twoscore.”—New York (Okla.) Tribune soll’s 44 Complete Lectures. ning Mail. 2 comicbooks.com