Judge — May 15, 1920 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Remembered— Maybe you also re member the time when the kind of man who lapped up cheese and pretzels and beet at the bar ascribed his indigestion to something he ate at home.—-Dallas News on a diet The Cheaper Way ch?” “Yep. “To reduce your weight?” ‘No. To reduce expenses.” Detroi. “Here, waiter; take this stuff away. It’s as tough as leather. I ordered mutton, not old boots!” Saddle of mutton you said, sir London Telegraph and so it is” srateful Waiter —.tnery Customer Look here, waiter, [ have just found this trouser button in my soup. Waiter (with a beaming smile) Oh, thank you, sir. [ couldn't think what had become of it.—Detroit Free Press In Halcyon Days—L. C. Wood, of Germantown, is good enough to call at tention to the prices of things in Penn's time, as accurately set forth in his de lightful book of the olden day, “For a Free Conscience. In this truthful romance Calvin Laurie writes—under date of first month. second day, 1681—to friends in the old world: flere wants nothing but peopk There is not a poor body in the prov- ince. “ Pork and beef two pence per hundred Fish and fowl plenty—oysters 1 think would serve all England. “Indian wheat two shillings and six- pence per bushel “Tt is exceeding! and two crease, “Cyder good and plenty for one penny per quart “Good drink that is made of molasses stands in about two shillings per barrel wholesome like our cight shillings pec barrel in England. “ Good venison, plenty, bought us in at cightcenpence per quarter. Eggs three- pence per dozen, All things very plenty Lard very good as ever [ saw. Vines, good for food every hundred in- way are three Thug's Labor Lost Had No Limousine “On, T don’t know. live in what style, T guess.” oom said the walnuts, many Phila: pei other things Iphia Ledger in hes and strawberries, the ready made suit “Perhaps it is,” Rot “ut the salesman made the transaction as painless for me as possible.” “How so?” and “He told me the same suit woods." — probably cost. S100 next year.” mingham Age- Herald From Imperial Eagle to Liberty Cap MUSTN'T EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY SPOTS TOO money did Croesus have?” About enough to is at present middle-class Boston Transcript. Taking the Sting Out . old-fashi “that $75 is a lot of money 1 f clothes. WUICK red seems man. pay for a replied the purchaser would Bir