Judge — May 8, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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The Art of the Stage “Here. boy, have the chorus put their mas on?” “They have, sir.” “Has the heroine memorized those seven gestive lines T gave her?” She has, sir.” ‘Was that wide, double bed the couch in the bedroom scene?” ubstituted for “Tt was, sir.” —— Femininity Ah! that word Feminine! ‘The joys. the dreams and the fascinations that it brings. We have but to shut our eyes, and under its spel of magic there come flitting visions—lovely girls; Is that we have known and girls that no mor tal man may ever know. Into our daydream they come. cach one stopping before vs for a brief moment, teasing. and then hurrying on to nthe vague haze in the background of our n not to wear tights?” one, to our willing imagination, more lovely They do, s Have the cabaret girls learned how to blus ; A Life Well Spent than the ones that came before it, Dancing t tennis girls, golf girls ording 10 our a Poor okl Scroggs. So he remained faithful girls, “Do the dancers understand that they are nd, each one replaced by another, and each | i i | Love finds his way to every heart Yea, Reds Albeit to some he prove unkind Thied me up And some repent them for his stay Forget not, mistress, “Love is blind He makes mistakes as well as they And like to store in as play Where some Having no thers smart Md Say nd joy a 4 «t giggle whenever they throw their it to his scientific’ career: eh?” tastes they come to us, each perfect, and none the air?” Ves, hedied from the fruits of his own teil? attainable. Was there ever anything so wor “They do so efficiently, sir.” Then he w:ts still secking the possibility: of erful as these girls who come to havnt our day 4 ry well, then,” said the President of the perpetual fife, through the medium of — light revery! But look! What is that? Some 1] Drama-As-She-Is-Spoken League." you He put too much yeast in some. grape thing seems to be f in the foreground; J ¢ may inform the press agents that the artistic juice CiliforniaPdican all those others fade before this new creature “| of the production has been completed of our fancy which is slowly taking on definite | splendidly at a tremendous cost. The public is His Plaint shape where they stood! Ah, this’is the one | | 1in to appreciate the beauty of cos Tie seus" next: door ts a violititat that y ve waited for through so long a tir tuming and scenery.” —€ 1 Jester The icrees the halliis a piantat, surely this one will be more lovely than all the i) The rube above isa rest. A! there it is, nearly clear—a grimpse of || Ballade to Cupid's Art The nut below is a victrolist brown hair, dark eyes—could anything be more " Old Schopenhauer has had his say My roommate's a linguist alluringly attractive? But what is that gray fff] Nietasche, Freud, and Strindberg. 100 Cati-you wonder that garment that she is wearing, and why doc | ; The pessimists have gone their way Tari'a pesslintst— Vale. Record bring with her the ill-reputed odor of hyd | Strewing the hemlock and the ruc sulphide? Look again at her! Oh | ; Kraft-Ebing's jaundiced hosts pursuc solid year you worked across the desk in Chem f The whims of love, and Cupi | Lab from this cross nstrosity!— Muss ] But O my fair, ‘tis sweet rue Tech. Voo Doo i 4 ice we bow To the box office And asked for two seats To the theatre And a shaggy, unaccomn ting individual | Dished me out | Two in the twynty-second row, Ard relieved me Of a week's salary Love finds his way to every heart.” And if his course seem strange and far And my ear fare And cold and cruel the lovely jade is Let no man rant and curse his star Banishing love to fiery Hades; Or if forgotten se old maid is Let no ene frown, or doubt his art Leap Year proves to all the ladies Love finds a way to every heart! As war hat there might pe hing free About the transaction I wrote this in Feee verse.— Pennsvioania Punch Bowl. Versatility Man in the Hall (to new clerk)—Yes, sir vou'll like this office; best on the floor, I know because I've worked in them all New Clerk (highly incredulous) —Impossible! | Ti, Hoxton Mosest Wine You Well, you certainly are versatile! = Woxpex Wartire Sue'tt Restesuen Yor Man in the Hall—No—V'm the janitor— or Not.—Princeton Tiger. Pitt Panther L’Envoi Lovers all, as you dance and play it And green-sick youngsters, free of art Join voices now, and gently soy Love finds his way to every Tow ee