Judge — May 1, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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== 3 Auld Lang Syne By Dostan C. Kirn Itlustration by Mamet Lavine 1e Word ced that is thing. SHAPE FOLDS ITS = $920 & 310.22 SHOES W. L. Douglas shoes are sold in 107 of our own stores direct from factory to the wearer, All middlemen’s profits are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are absolutely the best shoe values for the money in this country. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom guarantees the best shoes in style, comfort and cme poag oem hiner abit service that can be produced for the price. mH £9) Deen SHE -colice Po! tamping the price on evei of shoes The quality of W. L. uct is guar- lest old acquaintance be forgot Ss ae otection against A di and T sateed by mors thas apoeeeenpetisne in unreasonable profits is only one szazple of making fine shoes. “ AS like as not, you'll think the lot of what is in this cofice pot Is odd, but then you do not know It’s traveling incognito. For underneath the Drys’ barrage. It must resort to camouflage. Until the weakness of their stand Has been proclaimed on every hand. hit with | fashion The smart styles are the nt. {We Said What We Thought . By Uaxcover Faxarx it wel 1 Ofices Of course, if it wasn’t for your money "t have to be even civil to you. Your ss reminds me of a codfish, anyway... « I'll do those silly accounts; but if I to make a board-paying machine if, I’d tell you to go and eat them. No, he’s not in; he’s out on a still hunt for sof milk with a in it... . I don’t when he will be back and I don’t care. H you can take it or leave it. What's ? I'll come back when I feel like it, see?” yn and v Dansant: Rule st stood any such and was the constant endeavor of W. L. Doug! protect his customers. W.L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-seven years experience in making shoes, dating back to time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of seven, pegging shoes. CAUTION. — Insist upon having W. If BEWARE OF FRAUD. to leaders in the fushion centersof America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- ton, Mass., by the highest p; skilled shoe- makers, under the direction a pervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices al ame everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over 9000 shee dealers besides our own stores. If your local dealer cannot supply you, take no other make. Order direct from ihe factory. Send for booklet telling how to order shoes by mail, postage free. ri ialnly aarapedton it has been changed or mutilated, President W. 1 DOUGLAS bil, &, ‘SHOE COMPANY. 145 SPARK STREET. BROCKTON - = MAGS, your hair that way makes you look cute and kit- know when I listen to hoydenish banging like ~Brvwort A, shucks! Have I got to dance with you! | tenish ch? Take it from me. my dear Mrs. Van | that, I begin to wonder why you didn’t strangle aru tas, If For goodness’ sake, if you do like me, don’t | Bean “it would be impossible for your hair- | her at birth... . She’s as ugly as a lump of on my feet. I suppose you think fizzing dresser to make you look any uglier... . Is spinach, and she plays like a cabbage that’s lost this your daughter? . . . Or are you the daugh- its head...” th JULGE —— | ter? Well: she’s like her mother, poor girl... | . eas fa LEARN PIANO! | Xo. 1 don't want to dance with you; it's too To the Famous Celebrity. ; ; ; tress as well This Interesting Free Book | ™uch like work! ... My gracious, you get “I never felt so moved in my life, Monsicur, ange.) Ae shows how you can become a sited planes | fatter every week! Don’t you look frentically | as I did tonight when you lectured so absurdly eks to mate ut ows uae | Tidiculous in cloth of silver! For all the world on The After Life, and I thought of my five y York City fen Method is coders sy | like a prize cowl...” (And so on, and so | dollars . . . I wonder if you really know just rr jokes and chords at ence and complete bn every key, within = ed by int on.) what amount of considerable drivel poured from that criminal-looking mouth this evening? You may have a great name for looking pro- found, and all that, but by Einstein! how you can pull that woolly stuff! .. . wish I'd blown it in ina poker game...” (Continued on page 31) Sdentific yet easy to understand. Fully illustrated. For the [BB Pchera cid ‘or young: All musie tree, Diploma granted, tered at tM PB vor Ga-pawe free book, “How to Learn Piano or Organ wervatery, Stedis Jr. Social Union Bidg, Boston, Mass. It the Musical Recital: “My dear Mrs. Slash, I wanted to take this opportunity of telling you how very badly your dear daughter played! And how thoroughly we all failed to enjoy ourselves! 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