Judge — May 1, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Sideshow Reform By Awruur CHapMan In an effort to refine the sideshrw, the National Association of Outdoor Showmen will classify “freaks” and will drop many of them altogether “hee Oe ‘a ClearToneSkin h 3 Go to your mirror now and Make it a thing of beauty; examine your skin closely. If you have Let Art cach high-browed patron thrill— Blackheads, Acne, Pimples, Enlarged It is show ¥s duty Por io or Shiny Skin, write for free t is the showman’s duty ny, ‘Chase all ihe bonis af Bis suis day booklet, ‘44 Clear-Tone Skin.” Tewill tell 76 tia og a et ak ria $ cay you how to perfect your complexion. ‘o timber tall and shady, GIVENS CHEMICAL CO. But one exception make, we pra 227 Chemical Bldg. Kansas City, Mo. Please spare the bearded lady — Eng el 4 We lions No fare Necoto Usethent to mount all kodak $ pictures, post cards.clippings in: seams A Square, Rewsd. Oval, FINE the siaeshow it you will— On second thoughts, another friend Of boyhood is appealing; To gaze on him how oft we'd spend Long hours ‘neath canvas ceiling! We've bought his photographs galore, And talked, as fancy ‘d strike him; Tt H E A C Q U I T T A L And we have wished, oh, times a score, A Mast in Play Const: ths Rita Wei: eo . ascermieee tn Fier Construction by Rite Weenen That we were tattooed like him, a This Seems to Be the Meaning of the Word HAPPY DAYS COHAN & HARRIS THEATRE, West 42d Street Eves. 6:10 Mats.,Wed. & Sat. 2:10 COHAN & HARRIS Present The Absolute Dramatic Triumph FOR EVERY ONE! A crime beyond all measure; How could he dwell in tameness—he it will take drastic measures to settle this thing. Smith—Another conference, eh? To turn the Wild Man off would be Jones—The Government has announced that MATINEE AT EVERY DAY THE HIPPODROME d . Whose wildness gave us pleasure? ‘The charmer of the lengthy snake, The man who swallowed fire— In short, oh sideshow kings, please take In the New Day Wolf— Senator Dodger made a great hit with his constituency. Seats 8 weeks ahead. HAPPY PRICES. THEATRE. 42nd St., west of Broadway Evenings 8:30. Mate. Wed. &Sat. at 2:30 ELTINGE ict st FLORENCE MOORE in “Breakfast in Bed"’ of Broadw: REPUBLIC ¢ie: A. H. WOODS PRESENTS MARJORIE RAMBEAU. in “The Sign on the Door” KNICKERBOCKER "3%; SHAVINGS Joneoh C. Lincoln's Novet “tune ine enka eae facation N.Y. Wort The whole band back, entire! The Circle Willis—I hear you are doctoring. Gillis—Ves. I'm on my way to Doctor Bump now. Willis—But I heard you went to Doctor Bump in the first place. Gillis—1 did. He gave me a general ex- amination, and referred me to Doctor Jones, the nerve specialist, who referred me 1o Doctor Smith, specialist on the optic nerves, who re- ferred me to Doctor Brown, specialist on the minor optic nerves, who referred me to Doctor Robinson, X-Ray specialist on the minor optic nerves, who sent me to Doctor Bump again for a general examination. Fox—How? Wolf—He sent seeds to the men and fashion notes to the women Two and Three-Fourths Per Cent. Boss—Do you speak English? Applicant for Job—Well, 1 speak it well chough to get by in New York! The Exception that Proves the Rule West—She never said a word; just stood there and listened to her husband talk. Western—Man! Man! There isn’t any such woman! West—Oh, yes, there is! talking in his sleep! Her husband was Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters SUBSCRIPTION OFFICE Ruiding. 225 Fith Avenue Wm. D. * Led. foreign countries add Seantaod gio 13 cence cach: Ips, 20 cents ech; Bate cach: ate Porson rebveenting themseies as connected with JUUGE ES: Sreaewice Bidg, 225 Fifth ago; Weary Bite. 117 ight hand side of the days to two weeks to RIAL OFFICE: 225 Filth Avenue. New York City, ‘ontributors: JUOGE will be glad to consider jokes aad ‘Contributions should always be accom return, i waaccepted. 1920. by Leslic-Jutge Company. Entered a! New Vork ag, second-claas ‘Mail Matter ite tee Company, 325, Filth idher Prendent.” Reabew P. Seine ‘Address all correspondence to 225 Fifth Avenue JUDGE New York City