Judge — May 1, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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HREM | FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA EVANS ALE Keys up man’s physical forces to concert pl ts goodness Is innate as well as tangible. A beverage with so! ing to It. Try it at Leading Hotels and Restaurants Supplied in Cases by Progressive Dealers Estab. 1788 wuoson, (Continued from page 26) } “The man who gets fifty bucks a week is twice as wise and clever and brainy and valu- able as the man who gets twenty-five, isn’t he? Sure! Well, we get three thousand a week; what do you get?” —Be Gum, I believe they must be right! The Motion Picture Directors don’t know what they don’t know. But the Motion Picture | Producers don’t know that they don’t know | that they don’t know it. In fact, they don’t know it themselves. So why worry? Across the Styx Staging a burlesque show, chief?” “Yes,” said Satan, “led by a sextet composed of Helen of Troy, Phryne, Sappho, Messalina, Cleopatra, and DuBarry. Got a good name for the company, too.” “What is it, chief?” “Hell’s Belles.” Not Applicable fom P. Morcan By “We are here today and gone tomorrow,” solemnly said the Presiding Elder. “You hain’t talking about my wife’s kin- folks, Parson,” replied Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. “They are yur today, all right enough, but the chances are that they won’t be gone till the grub gives out or I begin to grow! about taking a shot at somebody.” SEXUAL WATER STILLS, made entirely of heavy copper, one or thr Fipped papa ,, Priced $25.09 and $40.00 respec- | tively. Shipped prepaid by express or parcel post the same | day ve recive your order, Ideal for distilling water for au- | tomobile batteries, industrial uses and drinking purposes. | BOYER & CO. Dept. L, Farnum Bldg., Omaha, Nebr. | (Continued from 24) Judy category are such successes as “The Son-Daughter,” “East is West,” “The Wonderful Thing” and even “The Fa- mous Mrs. Fair.” Itis a far criterion from the mannikin Judy to the spirited puppets in “ My Lady Friends,” “Adam and Eva and “The Night Boat,” but all through each of these, as is likewise true of “Las- sie,” “Shavings”? and “Sacred and Pro- fane Love” runs like a rivulet the urge of youth and the rebellion of sex against tra- dition, dress it with fun or frolic or frenzy as you will. And there are ten Judy pro- ductions on Broadway at the moment. As for the Devil, he is rampant, gorge- ously plumed and wonderfully seductive in thirteen crowded musical shows. True, his Satanic Majesty is arrayed in the soft flesh and softer habiliments of dazzling feminine beauty. But that is the sheer cleverness of old Beelzebub; he invented the T. B. M. and then invented the show girl just to show his easy versatility and demonstrate the innate imbecility of the male creature. Of the dog in every well-conducted “Punch and Judy” performance I have said nothing, for in the last analysis the dog is no more than the average intelligent actor hired to support a more or less unconvincing “star.” The “profession” is packed with perfectly good, “dogs” most of whom will never be given the chance to participate in the spotlight slapsticks of even the ordinary ‘Punch and Judy” show. Drown by R. B. Pouce Tuat Sive Seat at tHE Movies “Captain Kid” 4 Who can look at this picture without admiring isl cuteness? Surely nobody with any love for childre Who would object being captured by a pped-is kid like this little chap’ is Surely nobody with ny blood in his or her veins! Who's going to pass up an opportunity to get a copy ¢ this clever, cute, or anything-else-y ou-want-to-ca!l-it pi ture? Well, we'll leave that to you. 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