Judge — April 24, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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| 4 4 1 Drawn by Henwan Pavwen B A D JUDGE pays $1 cach for accepted BAD Breaks clipped from n inal clippin, amusing BAD Break received. Or B R E A K S Spapers, magazines or books. Lach week $5 is paid for the most with source indicated, must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the Bav Break. No rejected Bap Breaks will be returned unless postage is inclosed. No material already published as BAD Breaks will be considered, and no Bap Breaks in advertisements are desired. department. Mere typographical mishaps are not considered. Many dupli of consideration. Cheques for Bap BREAKS are sent upon acceptance. Policet Police!—‘The divorce mill in Lancaster resumed active operation again this morning, a total of eleven couples being m1tLrGALLY disunited.”” Lancaster (Pa.) New Era. Newspaper Prophecy—‘In Sparks, Nevada, March 16, 1030, to the wife of Wm. R. Birch, a son. Both mother and little boy are doing nicely. In Sparks, Nevada, March 15, 1029, to the wife of F. B. McDaniel, a daughter.” —Sparks (Nev) Tribune, Nature Fakers—"They reached up from the grass for apple blossoms and vught in armfuls of lilacs." —Saturday And They Didn't Even Boast About It—"Mrs. W. F, Smith and her mother Mrs. Chins, have returned from a visit to relatives in Mars.""—Hartsville (8. C.) Messenger. What About This, Watson?—“How ever, if you see anyone rolling a cigarette WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS, bring him in.”’—Kansas City Star Second Time on Earth?—"General Weyler was born in Spain more than TWENTY years ago and has been con- nected with the Spanish army for nearly SEVENTY years.”"—Enid (Okla.) News Potations vs. Potatoes—‘Potatoes form one of the biggest items on the list and are eaten at the rate of six barrels a tay, forty-two barrels a week or 40,500 ALLONS a year.”—Flizabeth (N. J.) Evening Ji I [ This Week's Prize ‘‘Break’”’ Contributed by May, D.D.S. Atlanta, seorgia Using His College Wits? “Dr. Albert Bushnell Hart, dean of Harvard University, will arrive in Atlanta toc from Montgomery, Ala., and will BEAT the Piedmont Hotel during his stay in the city Atlanta Con- Sti Queer Is No Name For It “The Falcons were a-queer lot. To begin with, there were not many of them, BEIN USUALLY SINGLE SONS OF SINGLY SONS.” venture Magazine Sisyphus Underground—““It is hard for us to understand how the coal miners. working THIRTY HOURS A DAY, can do their share toward producing the neces saries of life, while practically all the rest of the people in America are required to work 42 hours, or 48 hours, or fifty hours or more.” —Trenton State Garette Moral Missouri—* Small families are in the majority, many homes containing only the husband and one wife.”""—Canton (Mo.) Press High Gear Existence—* Mansion House,” his companion answered without hesitation. “I lived in this town six MONTHS ONE DAY LAST year.” —All- Story Weekly. 2 The editor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this ‘ons are received, and the postmark detertnines priority Super Bullets—Then Vicks burst forth and was immediately shot down. A half hundred shots entered his rors AND DRAGGED IT INTO THE CITY, stopping only when Sheriff Curran Nichol mounted light post and requested them to dis- perse.”’—Muskogee (Okla.) Phoenix. Try This on Your Raglan—*The DEAD MAN Clinard, sprang backward, raising as he did so his right hand, which was clutching something in his overcoat pocket.”—Raleigh News and Observer A Bean-Shelling Plea—*Tiffin Three-fourths the students of Heidelburg university here signed a petition asking permission to CUT OFF THEIR HEADS.” Toledo Blade Diversion and Duty—"The U. S$ Grand Jury is to meet SUITS, ON MODELS in the logga of the inquiry into the high cost of living and alleged profiteering on the island."—San Juan (Porto Rico) Times, What Do You Know About That? * Mrs, Lillard passed away following the DEATH of her first child, a daughter, wo. SURVEVES HER.” San Francisco Fx aminer. Misquoting the Constitution— “1 Circus Colossal is here for five weeks a as the Constitution of the United States so happily and so wisely says, it is the inalienable right of every American boy to see the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Combined Shows at least once PER ANNUM EVERY VEAR. N,V. Even- ing World. comicbooks.com