Judge — April 24, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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A Time Condenser—“Mr. Archibald Snook, the world famous ty-pest, will give us an exhibition of his wonderful skill. He will typewrite ax Hour IN TWENTY MINUTES.”—Commercial High School Ledger. e—"Mrs. Charles enue entertained ON THEIR” LITTLE Birds.” —Rochester Relatively Intir M. Thoms of East guests at luncheon sisters, the Blue Times-Union The Happy Ones Were Right There —“The marriage of Miss Lucille LeBlanc to Mr. Richard Sealy was solemnized on afternoon at 1:30 o'clock at atholic Presbytery IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HAPPY YOUNG couPLE.”—Nri Iberia (La.) Enterprise Fast and Loose—“She finally suc ceeded in FREAKING AWAY from him while he HELD HER IN Hs CLUTCHES.” Hart ford Courant. Safety First—“If you would be sanitary, KILL your girl in the evening or afternoon. Disease germs lurk in morn ing kisses because the sun and fresh air have not had a chance to steralize her sweet, red lips.”—Oklahoma Times Her Ever Present Need—“A greeting was read from the Club President, Mrs. Gay, who was forced to be PRESENT on account of illness.""—The Copper Era Big Wig Bow-wows—"Ma $1 For Hair Cut and Shave. Barkers of Brooklyn Receive Wage Demand From — Journeymen’s ay Charge Union.”—New York Globe. Crocodilating the Truth—“It is officially alleged that the recent war was the cleanest in all history. Chairman Cummings, of the democratic committee, is the ALLIGATOR.” —Tidsa (Okla.) World. A Blameless Weapon—"When the police seized her REVOLVER they found it was innocent.”—Brooklyn Eagle Why, the Two-Faced Hussy! “Her rATHER’S olive-gray EVES were al most suspiciously grave under HER MOTHER’S broad and lovely brow.”-—Set- urday Evening Post. Blushing in the Dark—" Yes, suh, | feels plum’ qualified to take on a wife.” The BLACK NEGRO blushed to a DARKER uve and his face shone like polished ebony in the blazing August sun.” —A// Story Weekly. Her Crowded Hour—“She waited for the cry to recur, but straining her cars she HEARD ONLY THE INTES CROWDED STILLNESS of three o'clock Saturday Evening Post. The Adding Crowd-—'A crowb oF OVER SIX MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN were assembled in front of the rectory.” Hudson (N. J.) Dispatch. Cheeky and Headstrong—‘Towards day, Tristan discovered her with her CHEEK UPON HER HEAD, as she always slept, her long braid of hair lying across the pillow.”’—-Black Cat Magazine. Politics Is Strenuous — “Kendall Breaks Leg Running for Governor.” Heading in Omaha World-Herald. Nobody Astor About That—‘Lady Astor says England isn’t ripe for prohibi tion, But NORMAL PEACE BASIS that KESUMES HER MASSACRE of Armenians.” Omaha Daily Ne Like Kelly Used to Do—“Herman Runge will feature the cornet, with Arthur Edwards SLipinG on the trom bone.”-Fly (Neb.) Record. A Hard Name for a Lady ws one of the machine courthouse which was fired into the mob when it stormed the building to get Will Lockett, a negro being tried for .. . murdering a 10-year old white school girl. Four were killed and many — Wheeling (WW. Va) wounded. Daily Nec 2 A Long Time Between Extras— “For the first: time in SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS, the Montreal Weekly Witness was PUBLISHED LAST WEEK, owing to inability to get paper.” —Kodney Mercury. Taking the Burden Off His Shoul- ders—"Mrs. Charles Shook very pleas- antly CELEBRATED HER HUSBAND'S THIR- TY-THIRD BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY.””— Edwardsville (IIL) Republican. Doctor and Bullet Both Duds— “Dr. Kurek was summoned to the home of the injured boy and extracted the bullet from his cheek. He said last night that the BULLET would not prove seri Rochester Herald. ous.” Boarding Baby—‘For BATHING the baby, [ purchased at the lumber-yard ‘one fine, smooth board thirty-six by forty two inches. I placed this on top of the bathtub. ‘This is also very handy when dampening clothes.”"—The Modern Pris- cilla Fire Dogs, Perhaps—"The country appeals to me tremendously—the lila blossoms and the apple trees in bloom and all that. A po or Two and my gun over the LIVING-ROOM FIRE PLACE that seems to me to be the life worth living.”"— Ladies’ Home Journal. Surely Worth a Smile—"I smiled kindly at him as he pronounced the words that made me man and wife.” — Photoplay Magazin A Grand Slam—“The New York police DEFECTIVES are now paging Ni Armstein in 10,000 cities and towns, Vew York World. Jealous Optics Clouded—"One of his BLACK JADE EVES tipped me a wink.” Blue Book The Tapering Fingers of Light— “He would have read aloud to her and to his mother in the cool ev the Lamp whose benignant forelightened his way into when he and Monica were children. Motion Picture Classie. Very Chic!—In addition to the brilliant costumes, some elaborate and startling entertainment features been arranged. Mrs. Olive Russ a society leader of Cleveland, Ohio, will give number of her creative dances which she does in bare feet, writ Cos- Tumrs TO MATCH.—New York Evening Telegram comicbooks.com