Judge — April 24, 1920 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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He Remembered the Law—The Boy Scouts were telling their scoutmaster of some of the good turns they had done during the last week. He was having this done for the benefit of one of the city school teachers who was visiting the meeting One of the little scouts suid “1 helped an old lady across the street.” The next little scout looked at the visiting teacher, who happened to be his teacher, and who also was in the carly thirties. I brought my teacher a pitcher of well water when she was not feeling well,” he told the scout-master The teaches smiled, “Why didn’t you sy you helped another old lady?” she asked, The retort that came back staggered her. The little scout said sweetly, “.\ scout is courteous.” —Indiana polis } rus Correct—“What is meant by every cloud having a silver lining?” asked the teacher, “That's when a feller is so sick that he can’t go to school,” replied the red headed boy in the back row.—Cincinnati Enquirer. The Wisdom of Walter—Father had sent Walter to the trunk-maker’s to as certain whether he had finished the repair job intrusted to him. “Well,” asked father, when Walter returned, “what did he say?” “He said he'd send the trunk up in half an hour.” “ But how about the strap?" demanded father, testily. “Didn't you tell him I wanted a strap, too?” “No, father,” said Walter, “I did not, 1 told him I thought you had better not have a strap.”— Harper's Magazine. The Right Way—The office boy came into the office, hat on head, and slam- ming the door behind him, said abruptty Can I ‘ave the ’alf day off to go to a football match, guv’nor?” “That's not the way to come in,” the boss. ‘‘Now, you take my seat, and I'll show you the way you should enter.”” The boss went outside, and on coming in again closed the door quietly, and in a meck voice, said: “Please, sir, may I have the afternoon off in order to go and see a football match?” retorted the boy, “and here's a shilling to spend.” —London Tit-Bits. said The Irish Question ald! Dat heb ik vr met rede ‘0 John Bull—Geen ¢ an. Probeer het lie It (to John Bull) — ‘on and patience.—Dr Am tr ing the fi and you are rea I tried By the Court’s Decree—" Whose little girl are you?” “Please, sir, this month I'm father’s.” Boston Transcript Pure Reason Not Wanted—"How was it that Miss Carol, with that fine singing voice of hers, couldn't get into musical comedy?” “LE guess the managers thought it would set too bad a precedent." —Balti- more American Exotic—“There is one good thing about this verse libre.” What's that?” “Nobody has tried to set any of it toa popular song.”— Kansas City Journal. , Anything But) = Poor —Paticitee— Ever hear him sing? Patrice—Indecd, I have. “LT think he’s “Poor, indeed! he spends money when he takes 1 to dinner!” — Yonkers Statesman Ty poor tenor.” You ought to see how out Loererinden—Konkret er altsaa kan s¢, og abstrakt noget, man ikke kan se. Kan du, lille Erik ¢ mig ct Eksempar noget_konkret. Erit—Mine Buk Locrerinden—R Erik—Frokenens Bukser. Teacher—Concrete is that which can be Abstract is that which cannot be seen. give me an example of the concrete. —My trousers. Ready to Oblige—AMistress—Now, Ada, I want you to show us what you can do tonight. We have a few very special friends coming for a musical evening. Cook—Well, mum, I ‘aven’t done any singin’ to speak of for years, but as you ists upon it you can put me down for aa na Riccio es Sy Five me an eX SepHe Oly City!" Passing Show (Lon- Eric—Vours.—Klods Hans (Copenhagen). don). ca comicbooks.com