Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

| Relieved Millyuns—"A great load has been lifted from my mind. I was afraic the iceman was in love with my cook Flubdub—* And he isn’t?” Millyuns—"No; | have discovered thi’ r he merely wants to marry my daught Town Topics Quiet—H usband—"That new maid is certainly quict. One would never kno’ that she was about the place Wife She isn’t. She left this mv ng.” —London Tit-Bits It Had to Be Explained—*May I ce your cook?” Huh? Do you want to hire her away “No, madam. Lam merely campaig ing New Complexities—" John, our 1 vt like the things is leaving because we d she likes.”” Good heavens! It’s got so th Peace and the Proletarians ences, but her preferences, as well Boston Transcript Equal to the Oceasion Mrs. New nd it so hard to rich—Strange you keep your help. I never have any diffi culty in keeping mine Mrs. Hauton—Ah, but you have a great advantage over us. You naturally find it easy to humor them by treating them as equals.—Boston Transcript. She Was Meant for Politics Accomplished—"Now, Gerald, 1 hope are not going to marry a me parlor ornament. In other words, I hopx the girl you have selected is a girl who can do something.” “She’s that, all right. Why, that girl can roll a cigarette better than I can.” Louisville-Courier-Journal Leave It to Them—7 he Visior—Do you ever put the ball and chain cn your woman prisoners? The Matron—I’s never necessary. We have them design their own clothes and they make their skirts so narrow that shackles would be superfluous.— Houston Post Sure Enough—“Oh, Clara!” ex claimed the young man on the sofa; “you have broken those two cigars I had in my pocket.” “It's really too bad, George,” replied the sweet young thing, “but why don’t you buy stronger cigars?”—Vonkers Statesman comicbooks.com