Judge — April 17, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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The Theaters Under Government + 1 - - 6 j operation—" Twenty dollars Control pair of shoes. That’s too much *L think so myself,” replied the mer chant, blandly, “but the f have discovered that they ¢ less than S100 a week, so it’s up to und me, along with the middle man Probably a “White Collar the manufacturer, to help them achieve How’s Jobbles getting along?” their hearts’ desire.” Birmingham Age Poorly. Jobbles is like many other Herald. people about here How is that?” Not Remarkable— “He has made hi “He has a non-refillable purse.’ — mark in the world all right.” 1m Age- Herald “Yes. he has even made his dolla mark.”"—Jacksonville Times-Union High Cost of Drinking—“Every thing has gone up.” Everybody Wants Them— 1 inx “L should say it has. The bum who — works to make things even. A few ve used to come in and ask fora dime to buy ago nobody wanted silver dollars « drink now touches you for a half — the world is eagerly grabbing for them dollar.” —Detroit Free Press. San Francisco Chronicle. Soft Stuff for Early Springing Barred—"Did your lunch suit’ you Mrs. Comeup? Did you get quantun sufficit “Goodness me, no! You can't get them drinks now."——Baltimore American His Idea—"You can't get an intox icating drink except. with a doctor's prescription,” remarked Mrs. Corntossel “Yes,” replied her husband. “1 was jev thinkin’ of writin’ to our boy Josh tellin’ him to drop law an’ study’ medi cine.” Louisville Courier-Journal. Popular Pastime—“Gayboy’s going to France this summer to take the cure ‘Cure for what? “Prohibition.”—The Home Sector Strong Stuff—“Is this tonic intoy icating?” “A customer drank a bottle yesterday, the truthful druggist—“only one 1 you—then jumped into his ntain and shouted ‘Glory halleluiah!” he could be heard the length 1 breadth of Jones valley.” “LIL ake two bottles.” —Birmingham I ge-Merald. Something Like It—Yeast—You know in olden times when they wished to punish a man they put him under the village pump and pumped water on him Crimsonbeak—Well, that’s the way the Prohibitionists want us to take our medicine now, isn’t it?—Yenkers States- denne tt Snemane “She was a girl, man. The Snow Man n 19 comicbooks.com