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HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York WHAT EVERY GIRL iMtustrate for | | Personal Mention We noticed W. E. Hill, who draws mortals and such things for the papers, at the opera Sat. P.M. W.E, expressed himself weil pleased. Old Angus MacDonall had French pastry for lunch at Browne's Chop-house on Tues Arthur Crawford, the the idea-monger who collaborates with so many of the JupGer artists, has sold his house at the foot of the hill, Art Was at one time a very good actor. The Rowayton correspondent of the Stamford Advocate reports quite a fall of snow there this week. We hope John Conacher didn’t get snowed under. Pipe up, Johnny! When talking about Kendall Banning’s new a woman told us he was an songs recently aviator in the war and fell a mile and three quarters or two with considerable damage to himself. As the result of an investigation insti- tuted by this dept. we are able to announce exclusively that the report is without founda tion. We spoke to Ken about it and he says there's nothing into it B. Bairnsfather, the playright lecturer, ex-warrior, globe-gadder and all like that, is busy at all of his trades these days, but found time to be given a luncheon by the Jupce staff, on which occasion a fine time was had by cartoonist, all who was there. There seems to be quite an exodus, as you might say, of newspapermen to our town in large numbers, hardly a train coming in without its quota.of humorists, column conductors, ete S. E. Kiser, who used to write for the Chicago papers, is trying his luck here, and Art Chap: man, of Denver, is also in our midst. Chnsto pher Morley, of Philadelphia, has moved here too. Chris has went to work on the Eeg. Post. We are sorry not to have a report of the concert on Wed. evg. We was on our way to the Hall when we heard Walt Mason was arriving on the 9.30 so we went down to the depot hoping to pick up a local or two, but the train was 40 min. late and Uncle Walt wasn’t on it and by that time the concert was about over so we went home. Note the new Kelly-Springheld ad? This firm are getting out a good article and our towns people would do well to give them a call Don Herold, who usually draws his pictures with his right hand while he type-writes his text with his left. got his hands crossed the other day with dire results. We hate to turn down Don’s stuff, so we're going to set up the pictures and have a cut made of the text to illustrate it with. The Kansas City Star, where Tom P. Morgan of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., runs his widely quoted humorous column every day, also had Bill White and Albert Bigelow Paine working onto it at one time. “Mack Senate Boom Started by Women,” says the Times headlines, loudly. 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Anyway, Tod Chenevix says 1920 !s going to change all this. The travel criss-cross country of all the lec- turers, talkers & entertainers Europe is sending us will alone wipe out this silly old deficit, he says, and maybe show a tidy balance on the Bricuton Dury. other side. A Reasonable Suspicion “T reckon my boy, Runt, has got a hook worm, or something that-a-way,” admitted Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. “Tuther when him and a passel of the other children were sorter sliding on the creck, he slipped down on the i The rest of ’em didn’t happen to notice him for a spell, and there he set till he froze fast. It took six or eight of the children, all heaving at once to pull him loose and leave a right generous sample of his britches friz to the ice.” Compensation “Why complain? Food is higher in Russia “But you can print your own money there Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters SUBSCRIPTION OFFICES: M Railding. 225 Fifth Avenue. NEW Y Wim. 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