Judge — March 27, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Sresut Hay Digest of the World’s Humor NoReturns— ken y agement with Jack, 1 suppose vou'll be rid of his presence Madge—Oh, ni I shall keep Boston Transcript t you've indeed) them all “So you want to sked the father. sweet His Qualifications marry this young man? “Yes. father,’ thing “But, you've only met him twice, you siid_ the sy “That's all, father.” “But you can’t know much about young man by only meeting him tw daughter.” Ih, yes, Lc. beautifully.” — n, father. He shimmies sman How Could He Be So Heartless? “How did you get on? The sweet young n words into her lover met him at the pas: He had been “seeing father” and she >» know the result. “Oh, your father is heartless!” said the young man, indignantly. “‘I—L told him I could not live without you, and——” “Yes, yes!” impatiently said the gir}. “What did he say?” “He merely offered to pay my funeral expenses.""—San Francisco Chronicle jen breathed the nly ear as she wanted Foxy Pa—“Mr. Blank must fa Tom’s suit for his daughter's hand; he’s invited Tom to dinner.” “That's where you're mistaken. His daughter is keeping house now, and he thinks when tastes her cooking that will settle it.” n Transcript Rosy-nosed Aurora Papa's Opinion- “Marry that young snip? Certainly not! He is only after your money, and he is, in my opinion, a fool.” “You are unjust, Harold swears he would marry me if I had not a father. penny.” “Huh! ‘Then he is even a greater fc than I thought him to be!” Ledger Qualified— Hr—D'you knew you grow more beautiful daily?” She—Oh, George, you do exaggerate. He—Well, then, I shall say every other day.— Philadelphia Bulletin Expected a Denial—So ‘ou broke the engagement. What's up? “She's too conceited. I remarked one evening that she was too good for me and "—Boston Transcript. 5 she did not deny it Doyle's Deduction—A woman who had read “Sherlock Holmes” applied to Conan Doyle for help in a matter that puzzled her. “My detective your service, madam,” good-naturedly trouble powers are said the author “What is the quite at “Frequent and myst thefts have been occurring on our premises for a long time. There disappeared last week a motor horn, a box of golf balls, « left rid- ing boot, a dictionary and a half dozen tin plates.” “The case is perfectly clear,” Arthur. “You keep a goat.” Transcript said Sir Boston But She Wouldn't Wait—Elizabeth tripped blithely into the country post office. “Lwant to know,” she demanded with a tell-tale blush as she handed the clerk a pink communication addressed to her lover, “ how long it will be before I get an answer to this letter.” “That depends.” he answered; “if he's in jail they will let him write once a month only; if he’s dead broke he'll have to wait till he can earn the price of a stamp, and I have no data upon wh to base an opinion of his ¢: ties. If he’s ill in bed he m dictate his heart’s sentiments to disinterested third party, and smallpox they won't let him write at al ditto, if he’s dead. Then, again, if he’s got a new gir——” At which moment he realized that the fair Elizabeth had flown.— Pintsburgh Chronicle-Telegra ph. comicbooks.com