Judge — March 27, 1920 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Drwen by Ste snr Har Judgements Peerttox Maxwett, Editor \. BE. Rottaver, Treasurer Grast F Hatroyx, rt Director J. A. Watpnos, 1. Editor AYS Carrie Chapman Catt, President of the Na- tional American Woman Suffrage Association: A presidential nominee should be a superman, equipped with the most extensive education, the broad- est vision, the calmest self-poise of any man the nation has produced.” Every political dark horse arches his neck and murmurs: “How admirably she has sum- marized my qualifications!” HIS promises to be a sad baseball season for pitchers, the rules committee at its winter meeting having d to bar the “spitter,” the “shine” and all other freak deliveries. Perhaps, if diplomatically approached, Sir Oliver Lodge might be induced to put something esoteric on the ball N JT that we wish to discourage inter-planetary con- versation, but would it not be wise to wait until our telephone service is a trifle better before starting seriously to talk with Mars? As likely as not, after all science’s trouble, some central would say, “ Beg pardon. Wrong star!” . * * HE Archduke of Austria says he would “fear to be king.” One of the leas apparent objects in Europe these days is an heir-apparent. * * * KANSAS farmer, rheumatism for crippled by thirty years, awoke the other morning to find he could walk. The chances are ‘ he walked straight to townand LI bought him a car. : bg XN S we look at it from here, German scientists may effectually check the tendency toward unrest by circulating among the working classes some good German substitute for contentment. * * Next summer's “ Hot Weath- er Dont’s” ewill lack that cele- brated old stand-by of the “S&S newspapers, “Avoid alcoholic Draen by Ress Wesroven drinks.” Jos Seexers HREE queens—Alexandra and Mary of England and Queen Maud of Norway—were among those present as invited guests at the recent servants’ ball atSandringham. Which goes a long way toward proving that, despite contrary rumors, servants can unbend and be graciously democratic and approachable. . . * The practice of using private cars has been re: Twelve are now on their way here —Dispat h from Palm Beach Every litde bit helps to make the world safe for democracy. V JATCHING the throng of shoppers surging through Leipzigerstrasse and Friedrichstrasse, a Berlin correspondent writes ‘ou would never have guessed there was a political crisis.” It takes more than a political crisis to fuss a shopping district. Even when the walls of Jericho fell, the Jericho department stores kept open right up until six o'clock. * * * Perhaps the next righteous crusade in this country will be a move to limit cigars to one-half of one per cent. tobacco content. I 19 us not lose sleep because universal military training is not to be. Instead, let us suggest that Congress provide for the incidental military training of every man engaged, or to be engaged, in the enforce- ment of the Eighteenth Amend- ment. That will give the United States a standing army as big as imperial German * * HE Middle Class Union of New York State has been organized, those who are neither capitalists nor laborites being eligible. Some day, we surmise, the grain between the upper and the nether mill- stones will organize a protece tive association. 4 comicbooks.com 4