Judge — March 20, 1920 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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March 20, 1920 Drawn by G. B. bswoo0 ‘Now, where the divil did me horse dishappear so nriously?” Debts By Cnet Suarer BTS are the most distressing of human ailments. Black measles are uncomfort- able, typhoid fever is trying, and the old con is disturbing, but debts are malignant. But few escape this affliction. Appearing at first in small, irregular blotches they quickly increase until they are as large as the left lung of a whale. Some men believe the Sahara Desert, Billy Sunday’s tabernacle, and their wives were the largest creations of earth. But these men were never troubled with debts. Even the smallest of debts looms up like a red nose on a dry orator. Debts are casily contracted. But, once con- tracted, they are hard to contract. They may be acquired in any country under any clit ) condition. + And they are always in season. 4 There are ‘no epidemics of debts. It’s just a steady, natural wealth of victims, incessant and ever-increasing. Debts pile up like box-cars over a broken rail. By some they are termed financial obligations. This is only a tony way of signifying they are in the hole or behind the lighthouse. There are those who never rid themselves of their debts. They treat them just like warts. By sitting around and mildly wondering how it could be done if the desire should ever take shape. . national debt is the largest single obl. De It is the pecuniary due de luxe. There are debts of gratitude, gambling debts and funded debts. ‘These are in the minority. Floating debts are rane eee Me i W. L. Dor shoes are sold thro ws of our own stores direct to the wearer at one profit. middlemen’s and mani rofits are eliminated. W. L. Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are steciately the heat shoe values for the money in this country. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom guarantees the best shoes in style, comfort and service that can be produced for the price. Stmeing the price on every pair of shoes T™ quality of W. L. Douglas product is guar- as a protection against high prices and anteed by more than 40 years experience in unreasonable profits is only one example of making fine shoes. The smart styles are the the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to leaders inthe fashion centersof America. They protect his customers. W.L. Douglas name are made in a well-equipped factory at Brock- on shoes is his pledge that they are the ton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoe- best in materials, workmanship and style makers, under the direction and supervision of possible to produce at the price. Into every experienced men, all working with an honest pair go the results of sixty-seven years ex- determination to make the best shoes for the perience in making shoes, dating back to price that money can buy. The retail prices time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of are the same everywhere. They cost no more be ren, pegging shoes. in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale by over 9000 shoe dealers besides our own stores. If your local dealer cannot supply you, take no other make. Order direct fromthe factory. Send ‘or booklet telling how to order shoes by mail, postage free. CAUTION — Insist upon havi W. L. Douglas President W. L. DOUGLAS ‘SHOE COMPANY. hi traee staay, ORTON - - MAGS. BEWARE OF FRAUD. most common. Debts result from loans. When a man loans money to a friend he loses the money and the friend. If he refuses to make a loan to a friend he loses the friend only and saves the money. If he is never approached for a loan he spends the money and wishes he had loaned it. More- paid. You razor for 30 dave FREE; then if yoo like it, $155. If you don’t like it retarn it. SEND NO MORE COMPANY, ) am he ‘ing shoes. The name and price is plainly stamped on the sole. If it has been changed or mutilated, it must be mighty poor soil to require that much top dressing.”” over he probably splits with the friends who might have borrowed it before he spent it and thus lost it for him anywa No matter how it is figured a debt is a loss. And there is no pre- ventive for a bad atta And but one posi- tive cure. That is cold jack. This, if proper! applied, and consistently, will reduce the swell- ing. And expose the patient to another attack immediately. An Agricultural Opinion ‘The lady waiting on the station platform was well, she had certainly called‘upon’Art to the extreme limit. “What do you think of her, Si?” one observ- ing old farmer asked another. Si chewed thoughtfully for a while, and then responded: “Well, I Drown by Laxe Campane. Bind— It's no ise to try and sce that fellow today, Mr. Froz. He's an old hardshell — always closed upon Sioa. don’t know, Hank, but seems like Ty comicbooks.com