Judge — March 13, 1920 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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=— = University or Vircinia Diges t ot Seeking Information—On a farm in the southern part of the country, some time since, the good housewife noticed a five-yeat-old girl trying to crawl into a washing machine that stood at the side of the house near one of the porches. “What in the world are you doing child?” the mother asked The youngster was lo; Pressed, however, she finally admitted. “L heard paw tell you a young feller was coming to spark sister, and LE made up h to answer my mind to see how it was done.” Voungstnwn Telegram Widows Are Wonderful —Uhe girl's lips quivered, and her breath came in labored gasps. But she did not speak “Do you love me?” pleaded the man “II don’t know,” was the Gently he insinuated his arm: arounsd her neck, “Darling, would you like me t your mother, first?” With a sudden ery ¢ his arm. No, no,” ‘she’s a widow. —Omaha News answer rror she grasped she shricked convulsively 1 want you myself!” Mill knows “Brown nothing Been Through the acknowledges that he about women.” “What an immense experience with them he must have had." —Bostow Trav seri pt KE th Radicalism Resurgent , Wife got this coat with the money T had saved up ew dress. to de without for my Hub eh? Wife—Oh, nos the vesterday Going the dress dressmaker de livered that Boston Tran From the Limousine—"“That woman who just passed in a limousine bowed with marked cordiality,” remarked Mr Jibway “So she did Jibway “My dear “Phat was Mrs. Dibble dodging her ever since 1 heard she hat She wouldn’t have missed ching me out on foot for a diamond klace.""—Pittshurg Leader, the cat!” snapped Mrs. I've been bought a car. e World N\ MD °’s Humor ar Did He Stay?—Jrate Manager—Vi ther you or the dog, madam, will have to get out of this theater! Lady (charmingly)—AI right. 1 go. TL wouldn't have Fido miss this film for anything. Film Fiat Most Untimely “Did she say) she would be yours?” “Tdon't know what she meant merely said, ‘Glub-glub.’ ‘Good heavens! Were you choking She ee?” ‘No. P proposed sight in the middle of a pathetic movie and discovered she was crying.” Birmingham Age- Herald. Tuition — Peacher—Jimmie wg to teach you to make Free Stebbins, I'm yg faces, right now teacher, you're a won der at recognizing Mother ulways said Twas cut out for the movies Film Fun SJ immir—Gee tent! Very Helpful "These movies are certainly educational.” What now?” “Saw one today on how to ett soup.” Louisville Courier-Journal Why Helpful—Stadio Manager you allow Miss Gibson to watch scene? ‘The star doesn’t like her. Director—Vhat's the reason. the star to register intense hate during Film Fun 1 want this scene. comicbooks.com