Judge — March 6, 1920 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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| A GOOD FLORIDA (17c) LUNCHEON Along Florida women were town in Club. soo persons in at v little the Christmas time Rally about held a able to give the Farmer's and tendance a splendid Noon-lunchcon, according to press reports--for 17 cents per plate Most of the articles appearing on the Menu were hom grove The High-Cost-of-Living today is bearing down most heavily on salaried folks—office managers clerks, professional men, and others of that cla According to Bradstreet’s, living costs stood last December at t3t per cent above pre-war level Profiteeting, extravagance and intlation of the currency all have their effect, but the real, fend mental, undelying cause of our troubles is UNDER-PRODUCTION Florida growers, however, need worry bur little about their own living costs, when you con sider the big prices they receive for luxuries shipped north in mid-winter. The Christmas strawberries brought them from ooc to $1.00 4 as high as $1.46 per quart, after shipping and selling expenses were paid, In December Green String Beans brought close to $6.00 per hamper in New York. xt to Northern markets brought and Peppers $3. Tomatoes shir 5 to $4.00 per crate, ACRES AND monthly pay active fea- |. Orlando, Jreas ) vester E. Wilson Dept. (NOTE: Mr. Wit Treasurer and u Produce Reporter ( Chicago, pub . % ich 1s t the Fruit and Produce Trade what Dun's and treet are in other commercial fields.) SEXUAL By’ ‘SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN ‘What every young man and Every young woman should know ‘What every young husband and Every young wile should know ‘What every parent should know AMERICAN PUB. COMPANT, 309 Winsteo Bidg., Philadelphia Picture story. on the market. cleaning and ref arvel Grease icefiaie rear —dresses ost contrary hair in ferful manner. On Nothing. like Beside sure Cong Marvel MARVEL, 23 Second Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. Dearest atthe Wheel By A. Ruriever UR car, when Dearest takes the wheel, ems to fecl 1 Divine afflatus s That puts to shame its normal ze: Each shining part of wood or steel Cannot its rapture wild conceal \s scenes familiar past us reel are free! ush and tree In some new freedom we O’er stock and stone, o'er We sail in perfect liberty The thought, “To be or not to be,” Seems timely now. Down yonder lea There is no road; so there go we. This mastery of time and space Betrays us to behavior base; Whatever runs. \ cow we hunnishly \ chicken sile «Spurlos versenkt we win the race; *Recled soul and sense, reeled brain and eye” The poct meant us soaring by Who need no airplane when we tly. A cyclone’s like a lady’s sigh Compared to us; and should we di We'd reach our heavenly home on high Diffe-ent Expectations ‘By the time my least boy, Bearcat, was three years old his Maw had begun to figger on what kind of a dress she was going to wear when he was inaugurated governor ot the state,” related Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Rid and I was sorter wondering how I would Ark., look at his hanging.” Popular Science Jottings By HK. Wents A American alchemist is now at work at “* tempting to perfect a process for transform ing the baser metals, such as gold and silver into coal Some people are unable to distinguish be tween the head of an. angle-werm and the tail This is easy. Take the creature into a dark room and suddenly thrust a bright light close te it. The end that wiggles is the head. It is thought that the law of gravitation has been responsible for a large proportion of avia tion fatalities in the past. 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