Judge — March 6, 1920 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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March 6, 1920 Answers to Probloid No. 4 What would you say, when you go to the theatre with your second wife, and find your divorced first sitling beside you tn the next seat? By Geterr Burcrss HIS must be a predicament in which | Jepcr readers have seldom been placed There is a certain lack of savoir faire in the answers; and if you made some of the replies suggested you would probab'y have still nother divorce on your hends, uXectniintoeece "| Send the Coupon and We'll “How happy con? I be with either, were other dear charmer .” doesn’t get you anywhere e in the war of the sexes. Both Fthel and Maude en ou a Lachnite you Good Night, and when next you Don't send a penny. Upon your simple request we'll send you a genuine Lachnite gem m-unted in either of y’d be Out these solid gold rings on 10 days trialy. These exquisite genva have the eternal fro of diamonds Over 150,000 The idea, you remember, is to make people have accepted this offer and have found the way to own beautiful jewelry at a trifling cost. both happy and at ease, so that they will laugh If You Can Tell It From a Diamond Send It Back quite naturelly at the show, and even lend their When the ring comes make the frst email depoalt ¢ pee, Mencinte teas irerreaten haste powder puffs. And so, after hours end hours and hours of deliberation, and calling up innu- mereble young ladies on the telephone for vice, F have awarded this simple. or rather subtle, litthe remark the free trial. w en Harold Lachman Co., Dept. 2513 First Prize R. P. Conway > Terrace St.. Philedelphis Penna. Ad age they would have sai ‘ Essentials I think that after sying that to both Ethel and neglected great opportunities and might as well A married woman should see that she Maude, you're Square, and can open the box of | not have lived atall, So Lreckon VIL just do as is all kitchen requisites as she starts house chocolates with perfect grace I darned please, myself, and then at least ¢ keeping Something of this tact had Miss Cassie M person will approve of me “Ves. even 1 husband who washes the Lyne, of € Va. She suggests that vou dishes for her. murmur, °° Pure Lost—and Paradise R Fa. As It Goes ined.” Surely no woman will stick a hetpin Do you ever take any exercise?” asked Applicable into you for that Multum. Does your wife do fancy work?” Most of the others, alas, depend upon puns Well, E have a membership card in a gem “TM say so. She does some mighty fancy to make themselves agreeable Thus Albert nesium.” faltered Parvo. work to get my week's stlary from me.” J. Chandler of Branelon, Wis Mrs. Judge my wife. Vou remember, Ethel, it was Maude induced the Court to undo my courting so that 1 might court a "But the Is TL telk to won't stand for puns! He Strove to Please ¢ NEW a man once who had a great longing to be well thought of by all who knew him He was poor, and everyone stid id was because j C yt t Mu cal 9) tfi t ings so that he hustled «round and got rich, and i He went in for local polities, and people ob df rved that he was in for what he could get out p ‘YOU may have your choice of instruments and a complete musical outfit it, so he kept out of politics, and everyone for a week's free trial in your home, Outfit includes case, music rack, - : : allaccessories, instruction book, etc. at factory price. Tremendous saving. suid that he was no good as a citizen. At first he couldn’t give to charity, and was called a Ai ig Pay a Few Centsa Day liberal ‘ Trial does not cblizate rou. After tril return the outfit et eur cxpense if you wi iberally cide to buy you may pay the low dinect-tromrmanufaefurer price in wonthly tightwad, but later on, when he g: \ people said it was just to show off. He was active in the church until he heard people saying ; Send this Coupon | 7 TeaRedetoh WeriterCo was a hypocrite,when he dropped out and was winwi a eceas woth aaa thereafter pointed out as a backslider and hard {igo aad w che interes ee ened sinner. Showing «affection gained him the trated and described Mail Une coupon t reputation of being soft. and when he retired into himself and hid his feelings he was re garded as a cold-blooded brute. He died rather young, so people said he had a great future and it was too bad he hadn’t lived, but if he had comicbooks.com