Judge — February 28, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Drown by Henwas Patten Digest of the World’s Humor John Barleycorn Presents. MIC § Op ) No Slackers —" There is suid to be a great demand for $10,000 a year men,” remarked Mr. Gadspur. “So hear,” said Mr. Dubwaite. “Any special requirements?” “Well, I understand there isn’t much talk about a five-day weck and a six- hour day in $10,000 a year circles. ‘The idea seems to be that a man can work six days a week for eight or ten hours a day without wrecking his health, and he might even look in on the job for an hour* or two Sunday, if necessary.” —Birm: ham Age- Herald. Fashionable— As far as your new enterprise is concerned,’’ said Colonel Clinchpenny,, “I can at least admit it is fashionable.” L don't believe I get your drift,” re plied Umson. “Better say ‘you don’t get my draft,” “You call my scheme fashionable “In that it resembles the latest gowns. from Paris.” How?" “Tt has absolutely no backing.”— { t Telegram J Father's Amendment—" And what do you propose to do now, William?’ asked the father of the son who had just nc home after graduation at college Oh,” yawned the optimistic young man. “I think ['ll go over to New York and look for a position at five thousand per—you understand? At five thousand per Oh, ves,” said the old man, “T under- stand. You mean at five thousand per- haps?”:— Pathfinder. heller. Han matt ubmarine “Neither can Lnow. It must have dived Ni (Stockholm Acquisition—* What makes you want so much money?” asked the amateur philosopher. “You haven't any real use for most of it.” “L dunne answered Mr. Dustin Stax. “I guess mebbe it’s the same thing that years ago made me want to come home with all the other boys’ marbles in my pockets.”—Washinglon Star. A Futility—And although we don’t claim to be much of a financier, we do know enough not to spend any more money on a fancy beer stein.—Dallas News. as Complications—Friend—I hear your company is going to move from Los Angeles. Director—Ves, on account of the thou- sands of movie actors in the city. When- ever I'm taking an outdoor scene, they unconsciously walk in front of the cam- iim Fun. era.— Brief Encounter— You seem much interested in this photoplay.” “Yes. You might say that I enjoy a personal acquaintance with the star. “Dear me! Tell me how you met her.” “T've never met her, but one day when I was crossing the street in Los Angeles she nearly ran over me in her sport car.”” Birmingham Age-Herald. Unreasonable—Siudio Manager—W hat did you do to the star to make her cry like that? Director—Nothing, except to insist that she take off at least a pound of her jewelry while she’s playing a scrubwoman role.—Film F Fed Up—“When your friend couldn't think of anything to order for his lunch I offended him by suggesting pie.” “No wonder.” “Why?” “He's a motion picture comedian.”— Birmingham Age-Herald. In the Blood—Bil! (examining photo) What’s the matter with that chap’s face? Phil—Oh, he’s a movie actor, and when he saw the camera pointed, he started to register—Film Fun. comicbooks.com