Judge — February 14, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Joy for the Author—The story comes to a HAPPY conclusion when Mrs. Lane accidentally steps in front of an automo- bile and is killed —Baltimore (Md.) News. Piscatorial Massage—Use little heat on the face when the skin is soft and flabby. Cleanse it with cold cream and use only cold water when washing or bathing the skin. Rub ice wrapped in gauze on the skin to stimulate the tissues and further harden the risu.—New Vork World. Ail and Hearty—Henry Johnson has returned from Beaumont, Texas, where he was called some time ago on account of the illness of his father who has CONVALESCENCE.—Winchester (Ky.) Sun. A Generous Opening—In warm weather the FLOor is sometimes left open, that guests may come and go as they please.—Chicago News. Presumably Father’s Side—On_ the MATERIAL side he is descended from the well-known Tulinius family cf Iceland. — Kansas City (Kans.) Star. Spiritual Accusation— Another CHARGE made against the store came from a WOMAN WHO DIED of the effects of wood alcohol poisoning who saw she bought her poison beverage at the store. —Little Rock (Ark.) Gasetfe. The Calendar of Superstition—Fri- day the 13th comes Twice in February and August.—Wallowa County (Ore.) Re- porter. Why, How You Have Grown, Gladys!—“I was born on New Year Eve, 1918,” said the girl-wife —Washing- ton (D. C.) Times. is. Operatic Foot Note—Little Magde- leine Brard, however small, had the audience at the Metropolitan Opera House marveling at her FeEet.—New York Sun. A Political Scandal?—“1 do not know just what the differences are be- tween the PRESIDENT’s position and Mrs. Bryan’s so I do not want to make any statement at this time.”—Joplin (Mo.) Herald. Our Progressive Era—The deceased was THREE years of age. He was married and leaves his widow and two children, one aged seven years and the other four - months.—Mt. Carmel (Ill.) Republican- Register. A Good Picker—“I wondered with whom he had gone but after PICKING UP THE RooM I went down to dinner, as usual.”—Regina (Can.) Post. Cheerless Nights—Notice—Knights of St. George, Branch 65, please call eve- nings after 6 p. m. as Mrs. Williams will not be home. Harry E. Williams, Sec’y. —Erie (Pa.) Times. All Things are Possible to the Movies—Down in Port Henry sixty-five motion picture actors, including the great and the near great, have been wait- ing two weeks for the weather man to SEND DOWN A FLOCK OF SNOWSHOES, but nary a flutter comes out of the chilled atmosphere.—IWatertown (N. Y.) Stand- ard. Cruelty in Court—Floyd Parkington and Michael Wridack, aged nine and ten respectively, were ordered WHIPPED IN city court to-day by Judge Samuel Young.—New York Illustrated News. The Little Corporal’s Deep Nature —General Grant and his wife are buried side by side in a DEEP Cavtry, something like Tue Bopy of Napoleon.—Paterson (N. J.) High School News. A Great Determination—Then paus- ing dramatically, he said: “As Jong as I live I never will vote to send UNBORN American boys to die in foreign lands, as this League of Nations contemplates.” — St. Louis (Mo.) Globe-Democrat. An Hour All to Himself—An audi- ence which crowded Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mount Pleasant, remained unt. 11 o’cLock to hear Ald. Kirk, who talked until sapNtcHT.—Vanconrer (Can.) Prov- ince. This Week’s Prize ‘‘ Break”’ Contributed by Nancy E. Watson Seymour, Tex. Mother's Needle Eyes and Father’s Lapse “After supper she and Hugo played dominoes while Mr. Lud- lum read the evening paper and Mrs. Ludlum reap her work- BASKET. The group was so sooth- ingly peaceful that Milly put away the plan she had cherished from the far-off days of her father’s _LAP-KINGDoM.—Cosmo- politan Magazine. History as She Is Nit—Ida was the name given to the GRANDFATHER of King Stephen, who became the CouNTESS of Boulogne.— Kansas City (Kans.) Times. A Show Down—The body will be shipped to the family home at Vander- grift to-morrow. The ENTERTAINMENT will be in the Apollo cemetery.—Taren- tum (Pa.) Telegram. No Chance of Recovery—George F. Schultz, S. L. Frey, Barr Spangler and William H. Able, all of them working alone for the good cause without any hope of RECUPERATION.—Marietta (Pa.) Times. Leap Year Bargain—One offers te wed any couple beyond the age of forty- five where the woman admits she proposed to the man FREE OF CHARGE.—Chicago American. Spoiled His Pen Work—Dying Hog Severs Finger— Headline in Cleveland @.) Plain Dealer. Choked by Her Environment— “Hard Boiled”—Five reels—(Para- mount)—Dor thy Dalton starring. Com- edy drama. Story of a big hearted actress who is STRANGLED in a small town and befriended by an aged spinster.—A/bany (N. Y.) Knickerbocker Press. Those Lofty Legal Luminaries—A method of sending apparatus to the hitherto unreached higher LAWYERs of the air—Norfolk (Va.) Ledger-Dispatch. Lively Reds—Firemen were soon cov- ered with masses of frozen water and moved about like animated EXILES.— New York Journal. A Deep-Sea Bird—Now the octopus is legitimate prey. Grasping it firmly by the tail, Jim Warren proceeded to tear great handfuls of FEATHERS out of it, after which he held it aloft and sum- moned the world to witness its naked shame.—‘ The High Hand,” by Jacques Futrelle. Multum in Parvo—Even those who had known and respected his father were inclined to shake their heads and to observe that Egan was A BLOCK OFF THE OLD CHIP.—American Magazine. Typically Irish—Miss Ada Gannon of Davenport gave an interesting and instructive talk on Ireland’s claim for freedom, a cause for which sHE has been, fighting for SEVEN HUNDRED AND FieTy * YEARS.—Clinton (Conn.) Advertiser. comichooks.