Judge — January 24, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Some Traveling Is Slow—As the car reached Cheshire an old man with a long, white beard rose feebly from a corner seat and tottered toward the door. He was, however, stopped by the conductor, wh di “Your fare, pl “T paid my fare “When? [ don’t remember it.” “Why. [paid it when I got on the ar.” “Where did you get on?” “At New Haven.” “That won't do! When T left: New Haven there was only a little boy on the car.” “Yes.” answered the old mar it. 1 little boy.”” (Coun.) Chronicle “Tknow was that Cheshire Abroad at Home—Recently in Paris, France. the editor of this column met a man from Monroe County. “Did you ever attend a fish fry on Salt River?” he asker “Then you know what it is to really we answered. eat,” he asserted. “Also,” we continued, “we a frogleg banquet in Kennett.” “Kennett, Missouri,” he exclaimed, enviously and admiringly Son, you've Kansas City Times. ve been to heen everywhere.” Beer to His Bier ve brought him a wreath 0° ‘ops; poor as allus fond of *is beer,’ Tatler (L Do Him a Friendly Turn “If 1 fall on my head I'm done for His Only Chance—*Can I get a room for the night?” asked the man to the hotel clerk “No,” replied the clerk; “we haven't got a room in the house.” “Where in thunder am I going to sleep, then?” “Why, there’s a movie picture show on the next block, They have continu- ous performances, I believe.” — Yonkers Statesman ui or OD) WN 70994 Ava vo 2,[ aoueisisse anod wptyy 10D JJ Fapea1 pULy “sy ims of sno vp ro63"“yuouanoy A Solitary Existence—* The man who is shipwrecked all alone on a desert island knows what loneliness means.”” “Sure, but he doesn’t have to suffer an experience of that kind to know what loneliness means. For instance, I'm the only member of my family who doesn’t go to the movies.’—Birmingham Age- Herald. Trouble Hub (arriving home)— Your eyes look red. What’s the matter? Wife—Oh, nothing. Hub—Ves, there is, What is it—some- thing that happened at home or some- thing you saw at the movies?—Boston Transcript. comicbooks.com