Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Her Clever Idea — Mrs. A— Does your husband ever forget to mail the letters you give him? Mrs. B—No; I always sce to it that he puts them in his cigar case.—Boston Transcript. Another Excuse—The Missus (at 2 A. M.)—Nice he to arrive home and nice state to arrive in, I must say! you brute! 1/—O!" frien her ev'dence wartime jus’ (hic) Express asked me to help » midear, a couldn't refuse.—B A_ Troubled Conscience—"Yester day,” said Jal “I refused a poor womap a request for a small sum of movi) and in consequence of my act 1 passed a sleepless n The tones of her voice were ringing in my ears the whole time.” “Your softness of heart does you said Mabson. “Who was the Houston Post. There had been a quar y could see that the min- into the tramcar. The woman sat with tightly pressed lips, her hands gripping her umbrella firmly. The man sank down on his spine and glowered at the advertisements. Thg other passengers got interested. Fhen there came a dead silence as th car halted to let off a passenger, Into the silence came the woman's thin angry vo “1€ it wasn't for me biggest fool in London! Then for the first time the man grinned and the others joined with him —London Ar ers. you'd be the Futurism “What does that picture represent?” “I don’t remember. I painted it over a week ago.”—Kosaren (Christiana), 12819 English Appreciation of Our Character EN SES ¥, ”) Study of an American about to make an offer of marriage —Passing Show (London). Mean Brute!—“I had a queer dream last night,” said Mr. Gal “What was it about Gabb. “[ dreamt that I saw you for the first time,” replied Mr. Gabb. “And what did you do?” asked Mrs. Gabb, sweetly. “I declined to be introduced, and I kept on running,” replied Mr. Gabb— Cincinnati Enquirer, asked Mrs. Thankful For Small Favors—The other evening a young matron was scolding her husband for having for- gotten to observe their fifth wedding anniversary. Her single sister, a town schoolteacher, happened to come to their house in time to hear a great part of the lecture. At its end she turned to the defense of her brother-in-law. “I think you should be thankful enough for having had a wedding without ex- pecting anniversaries,” she told her sis- ter.—Indianapolis News. A Come Down—She—It was a great come down for me when I iaarric.! you. He—Yes; everybody said you were on the shelf-—Boston Transcript.