Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Elected More Water Needed crowd ut a rigging attracted the attention a sad-eyed individual who seemed to he still visibly affected by the succe: ion of hang life before the "Whatsa matter? j A Financial Diagnosis—In a confi- ial little talk to a group of medical lents an eminent physician took up the extremely important matter of cor- rect diagnosis of the maximum fee The best rewards,” he said, “ec of course, to the established spec ist. For instance, 1 charg a call “Oh, we're just watch t the residence ) for an office con What work?” n, and $3 for a telephone consul “This is a drilling m | tation “What are they drillin There was an appreciative and en- “Water.” vious silence, and then a voice from As the shaky individual turned to move away he muttere with fervor most intense “And to think we'd ever come to this.” -Youngstown Telegram the back ¢ ckened, spoke Doe,” it asked, “how much do charge a fellow for passing you’ on the amphitheater, slig ly he street ?"—Chicago Journal. . Some Say—"\rid days confront us. Looking Ahead—“Are you going to *Ou prendrasintont'ce' gue tu leur ed “The worm will turn invite the Doctor to your party, Ethel promis?” Some say it will turn out a very x > Dane h hes.” fair article of home-made stuff uisville Courier-Journal “Where are you going to get all these Weg phere 100 things you have promised them?” The Worm—"Sorry I can't offer you ! ave: i “Out of their pockets.”"—Le Kire a drink, old man. My old still is suf here he next # States> (Paris). fering from a br down.” on Ha, hat Due to overwork, 1 sup- him here too According to the Evidence cer N : pose? , 0 Joke—"Eating too much is bound . tain little youngster on the north side to lo Joke your life,” observed the p, Bither that a the worm turned was on a visit to the doctor, who Doctor Rolshe Buffalo Expr feared bim/along with the. geical Tine of That's right.” agreed the Farmer, Hope for the Drama—“Drunken ind Bou adet (sleep all ‘yout can “Pigs would live a good deal longer if ness as comedy will have to g > eccp ak y Bs they didn't make hogs of themselves.” Well. we can still retain the seltzer get plenty of rest and. sleep, and you will grow well and. strong, and. hi bright rosy cheeks.” Bobbie turned to go. when he spied A Drug on the Market the highly rouged attendant in the ext room. He stepped to the door and her admiringly as he ex you must-have had a ndianapolis ) Cincinnati Enquirer. siphon.”—Louiscille Curier-Journal ews. d nap.” Found It So—Molly—Our doctor told me today that hammocks are not d for one Cholly—He's right, dear, they're not good for one, but they're all right for two—Vonkers Statesman Wise Willie—“What is the meaning of false doctrine, Willie?” asked the Sunday school teacher, It's when the wrong stuff to a Willie —London Ti The A, B, C's of Medicine—The fashionable physician had been giving instructions to the young man who was acting for him during a vacation “| hope everything will be all right, stammered the nervous understudy; “only I've had so little experience.” “You don't need experience with my patients,” said the great man as he grabbed his hat. “They're as simple as , A BC. Ask them what they're eat- < eds ing—and stop it. Ask them where Jen ai b they're going for a vacation—and send “A certif them somewhere else.”"—/fouston Pe to? Why, / have one ctor gives the man,” replied ificat de b ect mocurs, Cest trés joli; mais qu'est-ce que ¢a prow nun, moi very well. but what does it amount Le Péle-Méle (Paris) 7 comichooks.c