Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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ill poy $1 cach for acceptable “Bad Breaks” which may be clipped ited to contr For the most amusing error of the types ora trasted expression, ith its source indicated in each instance, must be in to show the bona fide re . C c will be returned to senders already published as c > de. FE. No“Bad Breaks” in advertisements r of “Bad I ith contributors to this department. it be a regular feature of JUDGE. IV. or books and all readers pie This department from newspapers, ma; whose “Bad Bro 10 paragraphs on hand’ and ¢ Case Hardened—The salad oil cases will come on for trial next Thursday before a jury, in which there are four ants charged with stealing va- barrels of salad oil from the Panama Railroad. —S Herald ‘Panama City, Doped—It will have to be a piece of the present clemental reality. ANes- TueEtic qualities will be present but sub ordinate to spirit—The Poets’ Maga- Why the Laundries Struck—Federal and state officials have allied in a cru- sade against wildcat promoters who are swindhng the people of Georgia out of millions of Cottars through all sorts of fake investment schemes. — Sunday American (Atlanta, Ga.). Fern is Kidding Someone—Fern Potts went to Omaha on last Thursday where she went to consult Dr. Gifford, an eye specialist regarding her hearing. —Onawa (lov nocrat. German Propaganda?—Thie Chicago Grand Opera Company opened the Omaha musical season in a most sus- riciot's manner Monday evening at the Municipal Auditorium—O maha (Nebr.) Be Did She Hit It?—Harriet Sawyer, 24 years old, a chorus girl until recently with “The Runaways” a Casino, at- tempted suicide y ternoon by shooting at the Martha hington Hotel, Twenty-ninth St. between Madi- son and Fourth Avs Y. Times. Heart-Throb Medicos—‘“Specialists on Lovestock at State University Will Go to Chicago.”—Charleston (IV. Va.) Gazette. Under Cover—Lost—In Union & Planters bank Oct. 22, one gold and pearl handle parasol, with Mary engraved on handle and Mrs. Gus Neely painted on inside cover. Finder please notify Mrs. Gus Neelv, Banks, Miss. Reward. —Asheville News Scimitar. A Co: Corner—Hauck & Schmidt: home-like funeral par- lors, 3403 S. Grand ave.—St. Louis Star. This Week's Prize “Break” A Long Trip nivibuted by Mrs. I orton, Nu “He gave an especially con- temptuous snort as Alic Robbins tripped down the stone steps of the particular boarding house from a sec- ond-floor window.”—No ber Metropolitan Magaz By Any Other Name—“He said one of the most FRAGRANT cases was re- vealed in a complaint of Adamowitch Bros, manufacturers of soda water at No. North St. Brooklyn."—N. Y. American. Cleaned Out—An inventory of the estate of the late Mary Boyle, who, in a fit of temporary INSANITARY a week ago, took her own life by swallowing carbolic acid.—Hartford (Conn.) Times. A Newspaper Case—Sioux City, Ta, Oct. 18,—Leigh Crawford, superin- tendent of heat and light of the Sioux City Service Company committed sui- cide today in a rear roog of the com- pany’s office. A few minutes previously he had appeared in his usual happy frame of mind, A ruttetin_ through the brain caused death.—Chicago (Itt) Tribune. The Eternal War—"It is a mon strous thin; he said, “for any man and woman to live in the close intimacy of Martiat life if they do not love each other ardently."—Buffalo Enquirer Speeding Up The Mails Burtesoninc tHe Ciock 9 Boys Will Be Girls—Rouce and powder, short dresses and open work y prohibited at the Packer Brooklyn's exclu- pool for young MmeN.—N. Y No Wonder—Of a fine clerical family—so fine that his mamma will not let him practice on his instrument at home—well, when he breaks for the th time into the unending inter- of Cuorin’s “Butterfly”... Sun. Rough Estimate—A memorandum taken from him showed that he haa Jotren down two sets of figures, one representing the signals for a forward pass, the other for an end run.—Cin- cinnati Times-Star, Dumb Show—In a few sitet and well chosen remarks King Albert culo- gized the life and the work of George Washington. —IVashington Times. Woman's Portion—One of them had over $00 on her person.—Augusta Chronicle, The Starving Singer Saved—Eats for Galli-Gurci, Jacobs Ticket Offi Normandie Hotel, Broadway and 38th St. Phone 4189 Greeley. — Y. Trib- une. Her Cutting Glance—She turned, threw back her head, and stared toward him with stittep Eyerrows. She low- ered her glance as the big boss smiled slowly —AU-Story Weekly. Gone to the Hereafter?—Mrs. John L. Oberly of No. 36 Myrtle Av. left for he~ home in the future.—Post (Bridge- port, Ct). A Heavy Loser—It had been stolen six times, and there had been many unsuccessful attempts besides. THREE TIMES ITS OWNER HAD LOST TIS LIFE IN ATTEMPTS TO protect 17.—Detective Story Magazine. Explains the Coal Shortage— Even burning, easy drawing, coat smoke Qua fragrance—Satis- fying EL- “SO 8c—2 for 1Sc.—Greensboro (N. C.) Record. 12.619 comichooks.coyy)