Judge — November 22, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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This depar regular feature of JU for acceptable “Bad ks” clipped from newspapers, magazines books, and all readers are invited to contribute from such sources. Jokes printed in newspapers that involve errors of speech are not wan tad B " by readers are Some Price Fixing—FOR SAL Genuine Alaskan seal scarf and muff finest ever exhibited on peninsula. Pres- ent market price about HALF OUR PRICE. Party who Schwartz, 144 East mpton.—Daily Press (Newport News, Va.). Hades in Politics—Ptan To Euiai- wate Hett—County commissioners are planning to eliminate a steep hill on the Eckinger Rd., according t Frank n (O.) Daily News. Don't Believe It! — Senator Borah ed: “There is only one thing the world more contemptible than a nation without national spirit, and that in individual wrtit national pride st. as Americans let us not ignore these cts."—N, Y. American, * Mixed Pickles— rhe United States in the fise 1919, than ory, and f the war, according to a series of COMPLICA- s prepared by the al City Bank.— ening Jour- Keeled Over- While helping unload a car the stuff, Bush got in the way and a KEY KNOCKED HIM INTO A. CELLAR, fracturing his leg. Canton (O.) Daily N A_ Vital Spot — Stephen M , one the trio, is in the vward Central pital with a knife ‘ound in his Lover. ard (Calif.) © Int. Film Ser. Substantial Recog- nition — Fifty soft- handed clerke of the the Bolsheviki. 1 conditions being practically unknown to them after- _¢fi Siberia, the children often go barefooted.”—N. . Evening World” White Star Line fell work this noon to load baggage The onto the Baltic 80 Mexican could sail at : Th oN: work and diers are sceing in Vladivoste a Such families live in a single hut, Bandits, did the ransom of $; and Davis, as “Break”’ Contributed by Louis Segesman, Canton, Ohio Cowardly of a half hour Tony a park employe, was being taken’ to City hospital with severe bruises about the hips WHere THE sow HAD JARRED HIM WITH TEER HORNS. d (Ohio) Plain Dea were hig ratsen by their a World, All Dolled Up Owner will rent 2 rms. id bath, re . newly papered and trated Daily Ne recently rounded-up by the U. 90 was paid for the rel B GIRARD AVE, W. printed the above picture of the e of Lieuts. Peterson ypical Chinese Family in Viadivost desired. Por the most amusing © t Jupar will pa original clipping cach instance must furnished, with the nan of the ne medium from which it was taken. No unaccepted contribution twill be Fr turned wiless accompa- Strenuosity — “RUSS | POLISHED 4 15 Sign in Bootblack’s rar- lor, 7s Broadway at 28th St, N.Y. Pushful—Some of the press matter sent out by the Government urges “Put your shoulder to the wheel and let’s all give a big Put. together.”—IVarren (Pa.) Evening Times. Cupid Gowing Up—Mr. Shea said he anticipated the failure of the Gov ernment’s efforts to reduce the cost of Lovie, which he frankly expected would make necessary advance for all workers—Herald-Examiner (Chicago). Primeval Pep—"Yes,” was the an- swer, I think it was a little of the 5 instinct that is in all women,” American, A Hue and Cry—LOST—Thursday night, between 6:30 and 7:30, a little black dog, colorless: answers to “Peter;” between Goth and soth Sts, Park Av. Phone | Stuyvesant Putting Off the Inevitable — The in- quest not only caused @ POSTPONEMENT IN THE DEATH of Miss Sandige, who was a member of good family here, but it also resulted in the death certificate being changed from that of a married woman to single. — Norfolk Va.) Ledger - Dis- patch. Pie Plant?—Put a bit of charcoal in the bottom of the FLour pot for plants th are apt to bec pot-rooted. — N. Evening World. “The above photograph shows a typical Chinese family, such as our sol- ¢ of the Americans in the sanitary In spite of the cold of ning World. fe Too Tender-Heart- and is ed—Man dies when auto hits de land Plain Dealer, A She-Male—Girl ill, kills hims Evening Army after W229