Judge — November 8, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Of Course Not—The Reformer—Do you think that statesmanship in this country is on the decline? The Politician—My boy, no states- man in this country would decline anything.—Brooklyn Citizen. Plenty of Chances to Enjoy the Scenery Autocratic Inference—"I guess we'll Six to One—"What a_ wonderful ut that line of my speech,” said family! A’ charming wife and_ five s or Sorghum, “about my being a beautiful daughters. You must be a public servant.” very happy man.” “It is a good old phrase.” ‘es, 1 suppose I ought to be, and “Yes, but it has had its day, As T suppose I really am, but right now household relationships go just now, I want to say that I can tell you a claiming to be a servant sounds just a lot about the difficulties of being out- trifle bossy."—IWashington Star. voted six to one."—Detroit F Press. After the Wreck “On paie plus cher qu’autrefois.” “Mais on en a pour son arge reste plus longtemps en route.” “It costs more to travel than it used “Yes, but you get more for your money—you are on the train longer.” — (Paris). | Pedigreed—Lady—Is this a pedigreed Dealer—Pedigreed! Why, if dorg could talk he wouldn't: speak to cither of us— ork World. That's Different—I’ictim—Sir, your dog bit me. Owner—You must pardon hi this dog was formerly a p and has been ined to at suspicious looking character.—Iouston Post. An Old-Fashioned Man—“Dogs are man's best friends, yo: know,” re- latitudinous person. are,” answered Mr. Grumpson, “I like a regular dog well cnough, but it always makes me mad to hear a poodle yapping in a home where rature intended there should be a squailing baby."—Birmingham Age- Herald. Playful—fdith—I saw a dog at the show the other day that played with his paws on an orpan, Ethel—Oh, that’s nothin’. = Why, we've got a kitten at home that plays with her tail on the piano.—Yonkers Statesman. A Word From the Wise—Rover—I haven't seen a bone in a dog's age, brother. TI wonder what is up? (Recalling John Tenniel’s “Dropping the Pilot”) Nero—Meat, you poor boob! Why. I became a vegetarian more than two Ghost of Bismarck—Ha! YOU were the young war-lord who rather prema- months ago—Buffalo Express. turely dropped his pilot some quarter of a century ago, hein? 1s Sydney (Australia) Bulletin,