Judge — November 1, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by HERMAN PaLaen Digest of the World Among Musicians—“I have a genu- ine Cremona violin.” “What's that in these days? have the finest cowbell known to jazz!"—De- troit Free Press, His Nerve—Jim—I envy the man who sang the tenor solo. Maud—Why, I thought he had a very poor voice So did T, but just think of his Sounds Like It—“I believe compos- ers are supposed to put their souls into the music they write? “That's the popular conception.” “But how about jazz musi “I guess that’s where the: tantrums.”—Birmingham Ag put their Herald. Conscientious Modernist — “Gone to work in a boiler factory?” “Thought you were going to devote yourself to music.” “Lam. What I'm after now is some genuinely big jazz effects for my or- chestra."—IWashington Star. Connoisseur —IVilly (at the Stad- ium)—This really is beautiful music. I'm enjoying it immensely. What is it? Nilly—It’s Rimsky-Korsakoff’s “Sche- herazade IVilly—Holy Jehosaphat! I've heard that three times before. (Rushes out.) Musical Courter. No Need—Music Teacher —You should pause there. Don’t you see that it's marked rest? Little One—Yes, teacher, but I aren't tired.—Boston Transcript. Slamming the Jazz—Just as the ora- tor of the day was about to begin his A Gentleman to the Last “Parvox Me, Mapast—Lapies First.” —Bulletin (Sydney address at a banquet a tray in the kitchen upset and the clatter of dishes could be heard for two block: The toastmaster, however, was equal to the occasion. Calling one of the waiters he ordered: “Say, please tell the jazz orchestra to stop playing until the speaking is over.” —Youngstown Telegram. 1s | WHEEZES What She's After—Wife (as door bell rings) —That woman always comes here just before dinner. Hub—Then it's evident that she comes here after dinner.—Boston Transcript. Rattled—“Willie,” said that infant’s mother, agitated by the sudden appear- ance of a rich relative, “kiss your Un- John, and then go wash your face at —Roston Advertiser. Human Nature—Visitor (viewing es- You have signs up “Keep off but I notice you don’t enforce Hlost—They are there so that the peo- ple will more thorough'y enjoy being on the g ‘oledo Blade. Fifty to the Good—“Was your va- cation trip a success?” “T_ suppose so, although it gave me pleasure.” .3 n why do you say it was a suc- “It cost me only thought it would.”"— Herald. The Wise Fool—‘Knowledge is power,” observed the Sage. “Oh, T don't know,” commented the Fool. “A low-browed pugilist can make more in one fight than an educator can ina year.”"—Cincinnati Enquirer. 50 more than I mingham Age- Too Much So—“I haven't seen your son for several years. He seemed then ite a promising lad.” That's the proper adjective; he's been sued twice for breach of promise Boston Transcript. A Frugal Insect—“The philosopher who told us to ‘go to the ant’ for our lesson in frugality, should have said, ‘Go to the fly.” “But the fly is not a frugal insect.” “Yes it Why they simply swarm into the cheap eating houses,”—IVichita Eagle.