Judge — October 4, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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ry. { ii | AE | cE — = Her Man 4 ] WHEEZES i i Oh!—"Does success mean getting | what you want?” asked the Young Man fut “No,” replied the Old Man. “Success ie isn't so much getting what you want Hi as getting what other people want.” i Cincinn Enquirer. inal Costly Surroundings—" Henry, look | at this magazine cover.” . “Well?” iti “See how that young man is embracing ip his sweetheart. You never held me like {i ‘ that.” aa | “And ['m afraid I never will, my dear. tp, In the first place, I couldn't afford a ay $700» motor car and a million ire’s palice ist for a background.” —Birmingham Age- 5‘ Neral. / Pop Knows Everything —" Pop “Well, Junior—" AH Worth While—‘Visited a a] “What is meant by freedom of the | WET AND very hospitable man last night.” | ‘It is an expression, my son, that ap DRY “We hadn't been in his house more i plies to the etiquette of the bathing — than ten minutes before he turned his 1 beaches.” —Youngstown Telegram. thumb down.” ii Interested—*She can bake and she “What did that signify?” (| Met His Match—Struck by the no- can brew.” “A visit to his cellar.” —Birmingham i tice, “Iron Sinks,” in a shop window, a “Brew?” said the colonel. “Brew, Age-Merald. ih rag went inside and said that he was eh? That's worth looking into.”— 3 + are of the fact that “iron Kansus City Journal. And in Prohibition Times—A well- 1 known furniture dealer of a Virginia town Alive to the occasion the smart shop- Vagaries of the Wire wanted to give his faithful Negro driver i) keeper retaliated something for Christmas in recognition “Yes, and time flies, but wine vaults, of his unfailing good humor in toting out hy) sulphur springs, jam rolls, grass slopes, stoves, beds, pianos, ete by music stands, Niagara Falls, moonlight “Dobson,” he said, “you have helped % walks, sheep run, Kent hops and holiday me through some pretty tight places in ’ trips, scandal spreads, standard weighs, the last ten years, and I want to give you India rubber tires, the organ stops, the something as a Christmas present that * world goes round, trade returns, and will be useful to you and that you will may But the visitor had bolted. After col- enjoy. Which do you prefer, a ton of coal f lecting his thoughts he returned and or a gallon of good whisky? Dh showing his head at the doorway, shouted “Boss,” Dobson replied, “Ah burns ay s. | know, and marble busts.” wood.” —Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph { Trish World. Provident Man—Veust—He’s very Misjudged—''I never was so morti- provident, vou know fied in my lif Crimsontcak—Has something laid by Blondine was excited for a rainy day, has he? | “Whatsa matter?” inquired Brunetta. “Yes, and for a dry day, too.” —Yon- i 1 “At the park last night I held Uriam kers Statesman, rt Umson’s cigaret while he danced with i Gerty Giddigad—" No Loss of Animation—"I suppose Uh huh— Crimson Gulch is quieter since the bar “And while I was holding it a fresh closed.” policeman came up to me and says to Not yet,” said Cactus Joe. “All } me, says he, ‘We don’t ‘low no ladies to : you've got to do is to say ‘prohibition’ smoke in the dancing pavilion.’ ”— ree Gute and everybody begins to argue at the ; Washi nia) ‘ top of his voice ton Star, Youngstown Telegram. j icomicbooksecom