Judge — July 26, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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a > Off His Promise "Why has Jonesy ken his engagement with his girl back in the States?” She to Training School, and he s ight! 1 don’t want to spend the rest of wrote and told him she was going “Good my life with a female nd looie! The Spiker, A. E. F. Suggestion to Employers—* Allit tion’s artful aid,” says the Boston “helped the discharged soldier boy to give striking expression to his joy in his telegram, which read: *Deloused, de mobilized, and. delighted.” We hope the family was able to reply: “Old occu pation open.” —Fall River Globe Joshing the Medico—"And shall | be able to play the piano when my hands heal?” asked the wounded soldier “Certainly you will.” said the d tor “Gee, that’s great! 1 never could before.” —Boston Transcript Top and Bottom" I'm glad I’m not « Hindu soldier.” remarked the private who was always late to formations. y?" asked the sergeant who was slways calling him down for that failing “It’s bad enough,” responded the chronically tardy one get my legs dressed in time for reveillé, let alone wrapping an extra spiral leggin « my head."—The Spiker, A. EF al Invitations Those Casi Can He Reach His Azores of Ple Not Comples—"'I understand,” said the reporter. “that the defaulter’s method was very simple.” “Very,” stid the bank president; “he just took the money."—New H Circulating Now—Veust—I see the pro rata share of the money in circu in this country is $34.66—nearly § than it was a year ago. Crimsonbeak—Well, 1 can account for that extra five circulating, 1 think Yes?” I had $5 a year ago.”—Yonkers more Statesman The M fine hotel.” “Why that sarcastic tone?” ~ They charged me corkage on a bottle 4 paregoric for my baby.”—Hotel tle anest Hostelry—"That’s a ( Some Luck—Crimsonbeak—Why do you always carry that same silver dollar? Yeast—Oh, that’s my lucky dollar. “LT can't see how it’s lucky; it never bought you anything yet.” “Perhaps not; but isn’t it lucky for me because you never borrowed it?” Yonkers S Ju lot of time and bother if the mii create a two-dollar piece. ‘There is really a Suggestion—It would save a would little use any more for the one dolla: coins—except. in making change.— Wichita Eagle comicbooks.com