Judge — July 19, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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MUSIC O-0-0eah-o0-0-eala-e-hoo0-0-0-0! — Reports say that the seat of the League of Nations will be in Switzerland. So, pet haps the Swiss Yodel will become the in- ternational air.—Wichita Ex Himself—Mrs. Diff good husband getting Discovered How's alc Mrs. Biff—Fine! At good pay Mrs. Diff (astonished) he had Saint Vitus dance? Mrs. Bisi—He has; but he le: play a saxophone, and then got job with a jazz orchestra in a cabaret Buffalo Express your Gone to work again But I thought ned tc swell “Boy Pris ys a head urdly jail him for Philosophic oner Has Musical line. Still, they would that alone it were a Times His Phoney Best— "Hubby “Yes?” In today’s daily storiette the husband takes the wife in his arms and sings to her sweetly.” “'Fraid [ain't much of a singer, my dear,” said Mr. Younghub, dubiously “But you can sit on my knee and we'll tum on the phonograph.” —Kunsas Cits Journal. Oh! Oht was telling Spees cS) tells it himself, of course) about a vaudeville act she had seen. It seemed it was a “single” act, where the vaude: villian spoofed all the other acts on the bill “IT guess you'd call that turn a mono log.”” she concluded Never.” exclaimed Specs with laughter, “that -was a shrieking musical What do you mean a musical act?’ Why. it was a knock-turn!"—Cleve nd Pla Knock-Down Criticism | Movies Crowded Out— his movie billed as ‘America’s Sweetheart.’ “Wel” Maybe that’s why she lost her hus band. He couldn't stand so much com petition.” Birmingham Age-Herald. Dressing Down I don’t know what to make of my wife.” The fat plumber seemed to be in a nervous mood “Whatsa matter?” sympathetically inquired his friend, the thin carpenter “My wife is a movie fan—" “That's not so bad “But ske has formed the habit of dressing ile any particular star that strikes her fancy.” “Well!” “The other day she came home her hair fixed like Mary Pickford’s.” “Indeed!” “And the next afternoon she had it dressed like Norma Talmadge’s.”” “Some class!”” “And this rorning [ saw her trying te fix up like Theda Bara.” “But why should little thing like that “T have just heard that lermann is coming to town.” town Telegram with 1 Worry about Annette Kel Youngs Plaudits for the Punjabs Do vou ever applaud a pkotoplay?” “Invariably, when I’m at home “What's the sense in doing that? The actors who appear on the screen may be thousands of niles away.” ‘T live in Les Angeles. Onc knows when the star is going to drop in to sce how the film is being received.” Birmingham Age-Herald. never A Wrong Physic Yo need more exercise. Patient— You're crazy! hero of a motion-picture Fun. Guess Why. Lam the serial. —Filn The Dead Line ~The movie star and her new husband were having their first quarrel “Law she said band.” “Well?” “Tallow no man to use such language to me except my director.” —Birmingham Age-Herald ild have you to understand, sir “that vou are only my hus comicbooks.com