Judge — July 19, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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== FOOD gi Recipe from an Oriental Kitchen On returning to the bungalow our host insisted upon our remaining for lunch, and notwithstanding our adverse opinion of his plantation, he was still cheery. ‘The hest of food and wine was spread for us. All went well with the lunch until the Our host rather upon his native-grown thereof. Being of a curious fram mind we inquired how the cofice was made. He called the stew d and in a stern voice said, “Tell them master how you make them coffee, Kwesi.” od,” er, L boil them water, then I put coffee in.” The boy hesitated, and the master to age him said, “Well, what then? boy replied, “Then I strain him.” ther encouragement being necessary h master said, “Strain him, what with?” The boy’s renly was “A sock.” At this the master, whe had hitherto been beam- ing and smiling, jumped up from the table and made to seize the The bolted, but soon a sy ard saying, “ Master, L bez prided himself coffee and the ma encour: The Fur- ice was a, T beg don Spec- you, it no be clean sock.”—L tator, Time!—“What is the trouble, sir?” isked the solicitous waiter. “What is the trouble?” repeated the sniffing “Why, I asked you for a three-minute ege, and you've given me Town Topics sruest. a three-year one! Three Is a Crowd—The berries on top of the piece of restaurant shortcake we bought te other day strik ly illustrated the expression: “ Misery Wo straw es company.” The Origin of Peaches—It was about this time of year and Adam was potter: ing around among the trees in the gar- den. “Adam,” called Eve, “what on earth ure you doing out there so long?” “Trying to find out whether the peach crop’s really killed or not,” replied Adam. And that’s where it —Akron Times. started Hustle" A scientist caters are more active Muscle and declares that mes than vegetarians. ‘They've got to be to get the meat to -Boston Transcript. The Perfect Diet—* Your luncheons are always so successful, Mrs. Penrhyn. Do tell me how you select your menus?” “Oh, you see the doctor has given me + printed list of things I mustn’t eat, and noose the dishes from that.””—Journa! n Medical Associv that 1 the Hints for Hosts—" I'm ry cannot finish my guest at the dinner table. “So am I,” replicd the host. “You've wasted just about eighty cents worth.” Detroit Free Press, shortea said When the Roy: 1 Palace Relie hortage la efter t P dom pa tro er—Te nan itches. I left them on the t Washer Matter?—There are 11,009 kinds of washing machines on the market, but there hasn’t been one in- vented vet that it thrills a man with joy “Akron Times some to run. Get the Hatchet!—Sympad—Recol lect I was in here last week and bought an incubator? Shop Assistant—Yes, 1 remember. 1 trust you found it in good order Sympel—In good order! Why, say man, the bally thing hasn’t Iaid an egg since I bought it!—Biighty (London) Another Nature Faker—" Ah, Sis ter Smallways,” began the Rev. O. Goode Evans, who was making a pastoral visit “when spring comes, don’t you know, | fancy we all hear the call of the wild and—" “Thunder agonized voice from three rooms beyc “Great Godirey’s cordial! Ethel, come quick!” “ Merey! clergyman. “The call of the wild,” replied the housewife.“ My husband is taking down “Kansas City Star and) guns!” howled What was that?” asked the a stove.” Man's Way—"It Las always scemed funny to us,” says a philosopher, “why a fellow says he keeps bees. ‘The truth of the matter is the bees keep themselves. All he does is rob ’em."—Wichite Furele. comicbooks.com