Judge — May 24, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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A. Digest of the Worlds Haimor The Flood BAD BREAKS Leather-Lunged—“ Hold on, Wil- liam!" commands a VOICE IN PATENT- LEATHER RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS, ALL PINK WITH HASTE."’"—Pear: son's Magazine Abandoned Care—“ There are few gardens which do not contain a rose bush or two that often fail to grow or flower properly through WANT OF NEGLECT.” Kentish (Eng.) Mercury. The New Education—"The School is returning to Totteridge for the Summer Term. In the meantime Miss prepared to meet, by appointment, pros- PECTIVE PARENTS at the Grange.”—Lon don Morning Post (Adv.) Hen is on the Job—“Henry Ha- worth, HAVING FINISHED HATCHING for this season, has a few posal.”"—Burnley (E: cheveux! Je we le défends bien est ce que je Pempiche de laisser Le Morde Itustré (Paris). yours grow the Future— MARRIED MAN to raise hogs. Looking Toward “Wanted Apply room 701, Kohl Building. Francisco Examiner. —San Flowing Figures—“It has just been announced that 2,000,000 wells in north Texas have been bought in by the Sin- clair interests, in Stevens County in the heart of the famous Ranger Fields, one well flowing at the rate of 1,000 barrels daily and the other 200 barrels.""— York Stock Exchange Report Drunk with Love—* ‘Oh, Amorous Dove’ by this imposing queen was one of the best sors of the evening.” —New York Times. Cheek by Growl—“By taking Celo Celery each morning you will wash all poisons from sTomacn, leaving it pure nd sweet, WITH ROSY CHEEKS.” —Dudley (Eng.) Herald. Why Editors Get Gray—Many copies of the issue of February sth were so badly printed as to be almost unreadable. We ran out of ink and borrowed some apple butter of the Fredonia Preserving Com- pany with which to complete the run. It must have been very poor apple butter, as it proved a flat failure for printing pur- poses.— Fredonia, N. Y., Censor Higher Journalism—* Just a moment before you start to writing your interview with Flappers, the aviator,” said the city editor. “Yes, sir?” replied the youthful re porter, “See if you can’t describe him without using ‘intrepid.’ The word has been trifle oveeworked in connection with air- Birmingham Age-Herald. men, But That's Another Story gloire! Que javra plaisir d changer avec sous!” “Dies, 5 coudrie: échanger “Ah! my friends, what ¢l I wish I could change pla ; “Say, would you like to swap wh ot out of this war for what we di Rire (Paris).