Judge — March 1, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

If you will wear white felt hats, white veils, for goodness sake keep them clean. Even if they won’t wash — they will clean beautifully with CARPQNA Cleaning Fluid Cannot Burn or Explode 15c—25c—50c bottles Atall druggists ’ Carbons Products Co. M2 W. 26th St... Y. Drown by Henwaxs Parwen Best of the New Phonograph Records Disco’s SrLtections Disco makes a careful st ds as issued, and from these ¢ nsiders most desirable Home Dance frusr Patsy, One-s [Ovex tHe, Tor Saxophone solos by Duane Sawyer. 020. m her utterances as interpreted by this Aunt Patsy must be a rare old hen |, her cacklephony is that of a lively old “Over the is shoulder-lifting stuff. [Bravtiret Ono. Waltz, Sour Daxce. One-step Band. Pathé The Ohio Judging American Republic concerned must be the river, rather than the state, because this tune flows quite perceptibly sme Dance” is of the town at the mouth of the Hudson. Shamelessly obliviou: of the joys of the Middle West, it hits up the pace that thrills Berter ‘Ove Meptey. One-ste; Tne Canary. Fox trot. Emerson Mili Emerson g121 Hodgepodge of rollicking ditties from Captain Bairnsfather’s circus soldier life. On the other side, to prove that we on this side can be lively too, are excerpts from a jolly American show \ Livre Brrcu Caxor axp You. Waltz. Ticer Rose. Waltz. Prince’s Orchestra. Columbia A608 5. cs of the kind technically known as “dreamy.” Canoe” glides along tranquilly. The is becomingly lang s. In short these tunes are pretty smooth a Lorraine. ta Vicromre Marcut. Columbia A608 5. stirring French marches easily trans- French Army Missouri Wattz. Wadsworth and orchestra [Ps Gosxa Pix a Mepat ox tar Gia 1 Lert Beauv. Van Eps Banta Quartet. Okelf 1099 ¢ spell of this winsome waltz the “Just saxophone man doffs his customary grotesqueness and makes his famous jazz-tooter sing suavely. On the reverse are banjos in a state of intense activity. Fesst’s Aut-Hit Meptey. Fox trot. Dabney’s Band. Acolian-Vocali 0§ ng’s melodies out for a Feist’s little group includes Georgia Peaches.” Movrsis’ Buves. Fox trot. Cranixer Manstatape Buves. One-step. Original Dixieland Jazz Band. Victor 18513. \ pack 2 instruments in full cry. In the first lamentation the clarinet. and muted cornet, vaunting their paroxysms of emotion, contend for the honor of being chief mourner. {re Sousa’s Yankee Bano. One-step. | On! Frexciy, Medley one-step Me-ow. One-step. Joseph C. Smith's Orchestra ap to the way’ these s are played ‘our feet, “Keep Moving!” Smith's I not only manipu- instrume *Me-ow" with as much authority h they had been trained on the back fence for year Some Tite Setections. One-step. Cairo. Fox trot. Aeolian Dance Orchestra | 2 076. wing one mark the début nce Orchestra. Different ex- perts’ views as to what is the ideal combination and arrangement of instrument : dance music have resulted in vari contrasted types of dance Acolian t ormula is certainly a g “Some _T is Friml tunefulness. ‘airo,” being Oriental, may be danced to either with or without shoes and stockings. Vatse Peccy. Suites. Fox trot. Aeolian Dance Orch Acolian-Vocalion 12077. \ dainty waltz and a tune you may have heard of before. (See above.) seers questions ¢ phonograph Disco glad! d ll you more interest, will be a permanent feature in Judge. Next Week—* Home Concert.” One For Each Life “If we take kitty on the boat, will she have to have nine life preservers?” The Wrong Ticket Conductor (glancing at ticket offered)—We don’t stop there. ‘That's for the pawnbroker. Vanity Some men wouldn't care to visit the scenes of their childhood unless they could do it in a high-powered car. Sometimes It Seems The fewer the garments the ladies put on ‘em, The longer it takes the dear creatures to don ’em. comicbooks.com