Judge — March 1, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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March 1. 1919 Dron by BW. Kewwrr “Say, Ma, can't yer speak to these bees? T'll be covered with hives less they quit! On Active Service Syria 3-12-18 Dear Jupce: You have honored me with a communica tion. True it’s only asking for a renewed subscription, but coming from such a renowned humorous publication even a dunning letter after a bad debt deserves framing and pre- serving for the benefit of posterity. As for the subscription, instructions have been sent to my Yankee brother who hangs out in your benighted city, so that'll be all square. Say, Jupce, I never thought you Yankees had such an enormous bump of humor. You sure put some too h. p. snorters over the top every time. Ever since that Yankee brother aforesaid decided that T wanted bucking up BJ Don’t Wear a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the modern cientific invention, the wonderful cw discovery that relieves rup- ture, will be sent on trial. No ob- voxivus springs or pads. Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Bi nd draws the broxen parts together as you would a bt limb. No lves. No lies, Durable, cheap. Sent on trial to prove t. Protected by U.S. patents. Catalog and measure || blanks mailed free. Send name and address today Brooks Appliance Co., 409 State St., Marshall, Mich. mes, EYE WATER inflamed eyes, and is an ideal € 1795. Keep your eyes we or Sent by of Price is FREE 1.168 River St., Troy, N.Y. ROMEIKE’S PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send you all newspaper ings which may appear about y or any sub- on wi you may want to be Every news. | paper and penodical of importance in the United States and urope is searched. Terms $6.00 per 100 es. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave. New York You may have your choice of more than 2,000 instruments for a week's trial in your own home. you wish, you may send it back at our expense. Trial Convenient Monthly Payments tecide to | ay, ,Pay the low manufacturer's price at the rate of a few cents a day. name “Wurlitzer” has st for the highest quality for near! j wt, lactogen. Opts known musical instrument sold to you at Girect-trom-themanula Jif 8. Wreasr “Krewe, Chicago, 1 /e have supplied the U.S.Government with trumpets for 55 years. Send the Coupon! {ix 2et ten ns renee Sereda There's po obligation. We'll end you the big 1-paae book free and prepaid. Write now! If you decide to buy you may pay centuries. Eves turer's price. The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co.— 979; — Seri Waa inte: pe WORUTIZER gis || | it as if it were your own. Then, if is oes not cost you a penny. i} y =. The Ri Werlitaer Co, B40 Streets Clarionadl, Obto [7 | fac: Ohio fn by AB. Watnine Tue Stock Market I and sent along that bundle of real goods this corner of the East has woke up. I'd not had it ten minutes before it’s seized by a hundred pairs of hands, and devoured from cover to cover; free fights are fought over it, and where before was gloom, all is jollity—in fact there's a smile that long it'd take an army of surveyors ert parties pinch it with impudence and put your little wheezes over the boards with the plumb assurance of a John Edison. They never fail to raise a laugh that can be heard from Cairo to Damascus. Your front cover is splashed all over the blooming desert. It’s stuck up in dugouts, and “brass hats” have been known to forsake back areas and penetrate unknown dangers just to have a look at it. At present it’s in a dead heat for popularity with the saucy demoiselles of “La Vie Parisienne,” and a little more ginger will sure carry it a winner. Accept the thanks of comrades and myself for many hours of pure unalloyed amusement. Best of luck, JupGe, and all strength to that steam-hammer smile of yours. Cheer-o. S. J. Gotpsterne, Lance-Cor poral, R. R.O. D.R.E., British Army, Egypt. to measure it, Ce Very Active at tur Moment FILE your copies of JUDGE and you will have a volume f the world’s tamped in $1.50 brings the binder to you. LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 SthrAve., N. Y. yt » une. book. ge free ‘Or tory, Studie JC, Secial Unien Bldg, Beston, “MADE AT KEY WEST— comicbooks.com