Judge — March 1, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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(fs a ab, YOUNG THINGS Uplifters Mr. Dubwaite is alway’ in financial difficulties.” or he is.” fow do you account for that?” Zasily enough. Mr. Dubwaite has six impressionable daughters. All. of them think they have a mission in life which has nothing whatever to do with keeping the home fires burning.” —Bir- gham Age-Herald. On the HERE COME \ [THE BRIDISH J Wow WE SHALL ALL BE ROBBED AND \. MUROEREO! SS] { (veut 1 ee The Hun Mee ts a Ger “Gee, no!” exclaimed the pretty cash girl,“I wouldn't marry you if you was the last man on earth. Idon’t want nothin’ todo with you. Is that plain English?” “It’s plain enough,” said the mortified bookkeeper, “but it isn’t English.” Boston Transcript Ugly A Reflection—Phyilis—1 don't care; I think Jack is really mean Innette—Why, Phyllis? Phyllis—He wrote to me from Africa saying he had shot an alligator seven feet long, and when he shot another he would have a pair of slippers made for me. Sydney Bulletin Rhine leman.— Byst The Profiteers . Je nai jamais tant cendu que ie te de bee ay, your business scems to be picking " *You said it! Since this tobacco shor began people are buying my shoe-strings like anything.” —Le Péle-Méle (Pari PREACHERS No Tenderfoot—Cuctus Cal—That there new minister of our’n ain’t no ten derfoot. See, he’s usin’ his left hand ter shake hands with th’ members of his congregation. Englishman—What docs that signify? Cactus Cal—It don’t signify nothin’, stranger, but it leaves his gun hand free —Hillsboro Gazette. action ‘ame this ister, pre The Minister Gasped—* child!” commanded the mi paring to christen the twins. The proud father threw out his chest: “Lloyd George Foch Haig Marne Mons Pemberton Billing Jones!” The minister gasped for second wind. “And the other?” The meck, nervous mother smoothed the dress of the one she held, and in a scarcely audible voice answered, “Maude.” —Pearson's. Why She Changed—Vicar's Daugh- ter—I'm sorry to hear you were at the Methodist meeting, Miss Jones. I can not think what argument has caused you to change your creed. Miss Jones—Well, miss, first it was their sultana cake, but it was their ‘am sangwidges as converted me, miss.— Manchester Guardian. comicbooks.com