Judge — January 11, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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The Birth of a Nation The Paramount Interest—“ Hunter tells me he’s going to marry an heiress. Tasked what her age was, and he couldn't “My boy, it isn’t her age Hunter is interested in; it’s her heritage.”"—Boston Transcript. Cupid and Cupidity—A Galveston widow says the latest proposal she has received was from a Houston insurance agent who said he had loved her ever since her first husband stung the company for $10,000.—Galveston News. Didn't Do So Badly—He—Have you ever loved and lost? She—Oh, no; the jury awarded me $7,000 damages.--Badley Bugle. nd will be a beautiful republ His Good Fortune—Debtor—Well old man varry an heiress next week Creditor—Indecd! gratulate me, old chap Call, I'm going to 1 Well — er — con San Francisco Where It Counts—“ Darling,” he id, “I have lost all my money.” How careless of you,” she replied. ‘The next thing you know you'll be losing me."’—Detroit Free Press Stung!—A young bridegroom, after the wedding was over and the bride's father had gone to his club, began to search excitedly among the wedding gifts. “What are you looking for, dear?” asked the bride. at $5,000 check of your father’s,” he replied anxiously. “I don’t see it any- where.” “Poor papa is so absent-minded,” said the bride. “He lit his cigar with it.”— Boston Transcript. H E L A Hint—Knicker—What is the mat- ter with the cook? Mrs. Knicker—She says if we wish her to continue as our unembarrassed spokes man we must shut up.—New York Sun Obliging Nurse — Mfrs. Myles That’s a very obliging nurse girl Mrs Styles h: Mrs. so? Mrs. Myles—Well, yesterday morning I saw her out with Mrs. Styles’s baby, in the afternoon with Mrs, Styles’s dog, and in the evening with Mrs. Styles's hus band.— Yonkers Statesman. les—What makes you think Valuable Connections—" You treat your cook as if she were a privileged character.” “ As long as she is here we expect to be well taken care of.” na culinary way?” ot entirely. She has a brother on the police force, another brother drives a coal truck and her sweetheart is our iceman.”"—Birmingham Age-Herald. Strict—Delia—What kind of a woman is she? Bridget—Sure, if yez break a piece av news she takes it out av yer wages Boston Transcript. Paris in Flu Time * Bon Diew! Vous allez au front?” “Non. Au cinéma.” Heavens! Going to the front?” “No, to the movies.”—Le Rire (Paris). comicbooks.com