Judge — November 16, 1918 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Madame Newlyrich Creates a Sensa- tion “Pourquoi me sui accz done jamais cu une femme comme moi?” “Oh nom, madame, jamai “Why are you following me and lat Haven't you ever scen a woman like me “Oh, no, lady! Never without pay Ue Péle-Mele (Pai i WORDS Pessimistic—“Pa, what's a vm?" “T don’t know, son,” replied the man whose car is in the repair shop a great deal of the time, " but if it’s a thingumbob that belongs to an automobile, I'll have to buy it sooner or later.” — Birmingham Age-Herald. pseu Such a Kidder—“ That's an engine boiler,” the foreman told the young lady visiting the locomotive works. “And why do they boil engines?” she innocently inquired. “To ¢ the engine tender,” said the foreman.—Boston Transcript What It Stands For—Little Mildred What does “B. A.” stand for, mama? AMfama—Bachelor of Arts, my dear. Little Mildred —And what is a bachelor of arts, mama? Mama—Any bachelor who is trying to stay in the bachelor class, darling Indianapolis Star. Wouldn't Seem To—* What are you reading?" “An old tome. surprising staff.” “What surprises you?” “LT see constant references to hand- maidens. “Well?” “T didn't know they had manicures in those days.""— Louisville Courier-Journal. It is full of quaint and MARRIAGE Hab 1 ctise econ Into Prac reed to | Putting It thought we hac omy for a while. Wife—So we did. I went down and countermanded the order tailor for a suit and bought a cost. only half the amount Transcript. you gave your at that Boston How He Did It—“Talking about get ting help, I know a man who engaged a woman to cook, wash, iron, clean up, and keep house for him, just for her board.” How did he manage it?” “He married her.” —Baltimore Ameri can. Secret of Peace—It doesn’t matter how much a man and his wife disagree as long as he doesn’t let her know it Boston Transcript. “What's the And Roars a Bit matter with Mrs. Jibbleton “Oh, she’s out of patience with that namby-pamby husband of hers. She she should have married a cave man.” “Dear me! The nearest thing we have to a cave man about here is the janitor. He stays in the cellar all the time.”"— Birmingham Age-Herald. His Luck—“ Did your wife go for you when you got home late last night?” “ for once I was in luck. The peo- ple in the flat next door were ha and my wife was busy listening.” — Boston Transcript. ving a spat Louder, Please! ¢ que nous leur Mein Gott! Forsaken And Winter's C (London) FATHERS Far From Angry—She—l’m afraid papa was very angry when you asked him for me, Jack, dear He—Not at all; he asked me if I couldn’t introduce a couple of young men who might take your two sisters off his hands.—Boston Transcript. Too Much— “Can you,” Asked her father, “Support her As I have? Can you give her White sugar, Hard coal And me Every day?” The suitor Burst into tears And left.—Detre A Real Man daughter's husband “Very much, ‘They've been married a » for hin ~ How do you like your e asked me to Detroit Free n’ton year now find a good Press Love's Ruse—Jack (about to go’ Hello! It’s raini Betty—Take fat umbrella he'll be glad to have you call a, then Boston Transcript His Meek Request—Da: (ad miring a present from her father)—I can hardly realize that these beautiful f come from such a small, sneaking beast Father (angrily)—I don’t ask thanks, my dear, but I must insist on respect.—Buffalo Express comicbooks.com