Judge — November 16, 1918 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Double-Dyed ————E —Mein vriends—der Ing E ave invented substitutes vor vamous dyes, and now they vant to ost precious one!— ] AUTOS | Creates Hlusion—Anybody that will uto away from here may have it an’t afford the gasoline; and, be- s, the blamed thing gives us the ap- sure-enough in Riding an Incident—Riding in auto mobiles docs not represent the greatest waste of time; it is tinkering with them y public garage, and you will a dozen men waiting for repairs And in every private garage may be found a man in overalls, wasting time: E. H. Howe's Monthly Go into f Speaking of Kicking—Purk—I was ways afraid of being kicked by a horse and that is why I bought this automobile * Woeod—I'll ride with you if you don't Park—Where are you going? Wood—Down to sce Field who broke an arm the other day while trying to tin Lizzie.—Youngstown Tele- a SS SSS.” @Qg—-——_~"" °°» Preliminaries—After a gent walks under a ladder, sleeps in room No. 13 at the hotel, and a black cat crosses his pith he is then so reckless that he will ride in an automobile with a lady guiding it Greensboro (Ga.) Herald-Journal. oo te eer cee | oo. Ye". JOURNALISM A Stickler for Trifles—The first war baby was born last week to Mr. and Mrs Glen Wilson and is a girl. In noting its j arrival last week we said it was a boy, which its mother objected to, and asked she consid ) Herald. us to rectify our mistake K ered it important.— Worries of an Ozark Correspondent It seems as if we will have to take back a part of our wedding announcement of The report that Marier Gay and Hester Estes were married proved to be a false alarm. About the time we get a lot of items gathered up somebody comes along and says, “’Tain’t so.” We won't be put out, anyhow, for we have two more weddings to announce this week, and if these prove untrue it is not our fault.—Boone County Headlight. last week Speak to the Oil Administration verras que ja nner ma pr pictures?” Frightful| Mendacity—The report around town that there is a chattel mort- gage on the Banner office of $600 is a vile canard. It is only $550 and we are paying it off as fast as possible. How dare people put such stories afloat?” —Hometown Banner. The Borrower—" The judge has just nished necessary woodwork in his house that a good deal of papering might be done. He borrowed Dock Brewer's saw and Smith's hammer, picked up a few nails and did a first-class job. Both saw and hammer have been returned. If the judge would only return our um- brella, borrowed during the last rain, we could not say too much in his prai Walnut Ridge (Ga.) Blade. WAR Maybe He Was Trimble Swinburne, a has done much to od — Lawrence Y” worker who sanize soldier enter tainments, needed a. pia A soldier was taken to him as a likely piano player. Mr. Swinburne tounded and delighted by his playing He said so. The soldier replied “Yes, E guess [can play a bit be Caruso’s accompanist tion Men was as: T used Issocia- Money in Sleeping—Improved work- ing conditions in the big industrial plants are strikingly emphasized in the following incident: A high-school boy, who has been em- ployed as timekeeper, has had the oppor- tunity of sleeping a couple of hours just before quitting time. When the boy got home late, one morn- ing recently, his father asked him if his work had kept him at the plant. “No,” replied the boy, “the fellow who usually wakes me up forgot to do so this morning, and I slept two hours after it was time to go home. “Slept two hours after quitting time?"” “y replied the boy, “but it is all right, I charged it up to overtime.” Youngstown Telegram. Undress Uniform is en chemise au saut fait plus chaud ici LOrricier Franca’ —Two German colonels were heir nightshirts as they jumped out of bed Frexcu Orricer—S warmer here than in (Paris). you find it a bit Russia? comicbooks.com ] ]