Judge — October 19, 1918 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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OS EET SER me, De [U7 ~ L Americano ? lina re 7 la. drescure, 1917. America? Bah! Not worth considering Ao A neem em ener emat ere ome ee | HUNS j or ee en ere Pride—In years to come, we suppose, an ex-member of the Prussian Guards, gathering his wondering little grandchil dren about him in the inglenook, will tell them with pride of how in the great war he proved himself almost as good a sol dier as a young dry-goods clerk from America with six months’ training.— Ohio State Journal. Wrong Ammunition—The man who invented an “African dodger” contriv- ance for county fairs, with a dummy of the kaiser as the target, had to give up the idea because most of his customers wanted to throw brickbats instead of baseballs.— Youngstown Telegram Foresight—The new Hun helmet is specially designed to protect the neck How wise! That is just where Germany is going to get it.—London Opinion. Echo from the Hindenburg Line “You still insist that this is not a re- s, well!” shouted General Dum his is no retreat. This is a prob- Washington Star kopf. lem in rapid transit.”” Kultur’s Standard—The Prussian idea of some one you can trust is some one you can either fool or buy.—Ohio State Journal. . The Fitting Phrase—The | kaiser Rosner, don’t these damnable French have a phrase that fits them and their diabolical associates? Rosner—Your Majesty must be think- ing of the Entente Terrible.—New York Exening Post. The Boche Gets a Shock The Beauty of It—* This is a beau tiful specimen of German helmet.” “What is there particularly beautiful about it?” “Tt has eight bullet holes through it.” Detroit Free Press More Prussian Law—*“Don’t let me forget this idea when the next inter national law is written,” said the Prussian Admiral “What is it?” queried the counsellor “Tt should be provided that when any body is sailing U-boats in the ocean the use of depth bombs should be prohib: ited." —Washington Star. Never Satisfied “dlors, (a y est . les jours iande sont supprimés. . .. Stil faut ack maintenant de la viande tous les jours, je ne wis pas comment fe cais y arriver. “Well, there you are. Meatless days have been discontinued. If from now on I have to buy meat every day, I don’t know how I'll ever make out.”—Le Rite (Paris) Nel 1718.19. ~ Dio mie, com edi. aad venlale grande! 1918-1919. Heavens, how that fellow has grown!—L’ Aino (Rome). “y UNS [ CULLUD His Problem—Senator Smith of Georgia said at an Atlanta luncheon: “German militarism set out to overrun the world. Before the disasters that have befallen it, however, German militarism must now be feeling a good deal like Cal Clay. Calhoun Clay of Paint Rock was fishing for tarpon in Florida, and he hooked such a big one that it pulled him overboard. As Cal went over the side of the boat and tore through the water in the tarpon’s wake, he said: ‘What Ah wants to know is dis—is dis niggah a-fishin’, or dis fish a-niggerin’?"” Atlanta Journal. No Lack of Opportunity—‘ Mam- my, she'll sure be pleased,” wrote Caro: line Jess. “She done said when I came No’t Chile, yo'll nebber git no place in New Yawk—an’ here I’s done had seben places de fust month!”’—Harper’s Monthly. Slightly Agitated—George Washing ton Jones, late of Atlanta, was making his first trip frontward on a supply wagon with not much farther to go—when from the side of the road a camouflaged Ameri- can battery broke forth thunderously, sending a few 300-pound tokens over the line to Fritz. The ground trembled from the salvo, but not any more than George, as he jumped from the high seat to the road. The American artillery officer in charge of the battery crossed over to the road. ‘Scared?”” he demanded “Well,” George said, “Ah was slightly agitated at fust. Ah suttingly was. But keep right on. Dat’s the only way to win this wah—fiah dem guns. Atlanta Journal. comicbooks.com