Judge — August 17, 1918 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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From “A Tattor-Mape Man” John Paul Bart, the aspiring trousers- presser, has usurpeda { dress suit entrusted to him and is now bluff- g his way into So- ciety. Somehow the hostess can't quite place him. Mrs. Stan- Laws: Have we any acquaint- ancesincommon, Mr. Bart? Bart: [I don’t know—let me see —do you know Mr. Huber? (Huber is the tailor b ho Bart is employed.) Happy at last among the headlines is Lillian Lorraine of the “Follies.” Mrs. Stan- Laws: Huber, From “Ou, Lavy! Lavy!” Huber, Huber, Mrs. Farringdon is doing a little No, I think not. moral research work at prospective | Bart: Too son-in-lawe’s bachelor quarters. The bad. Fine man, janitor comes in for his share of Huber. In fact, cross-examination, | I don’t know of Mrs. Farrincpon: I want you / anyone with bet- to answer mea question. Here is j ter qualifications five dollars. Now tell me, hasn't | for measuring — Mr. Finch frequently bribed you men. tobreak the rules against admitting female visitors to his apartment? (Grant Stewart Janitor: No, ma’am, but this Dorothy Dickson, who dances the débutante and Minna Gale five dollars will keep my eyes shut. slump in “Rock-a-Bye Baby.” (Rabbit loaned Haynes.) You go right ahead. for the occasion by Central Park Zoo.) } comicbooks.com