Judge — July 13, 1918 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Royal Errata Th SE corrections were found scrib- bled on a back leaf of “The Will of an Emperor” in Kaiser Bill's own handwriting in the 1920 edition. Page 10 t to Calais” should read Page 12 should read * ton.” “Peace from London” ‘Peace dictated by Washing- “Walked to Balked at Verdun. * should read Verdun” should , Page 5 “Jerusalem” for * 59—For nquerit z subma- read “sunken “conquering ¢ 100—For “iron fist and shining read “ring of steel and retreating Kingdoms for the Asking THE aise r has out. regular gun among ay. royal Germany for these jobs Why not draw transferable clause in princes that six thrones to give Marathon s be- lour lizards of straw -with a the over lease to the lucky take the new nations Or a prize contest? who has murdered the greatest number of Belgian children the Kaiser might award Esthonia. To the princeling who has shot the greatest number of old men in Northern France should be given Finland. And so on. But in the cases of these little princ palities it may be more blessed to give than to receive. To the duke by G. B. Ixwoon | Hts Lert Aut Rieu, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO LIBERTY! © Jadse We have a right to lit when thesc Huns get next to us they’r us, in the ambidexterous She Had It Gruct isn’t much of a talker, No; I guess he has put his power of speech in his wife’s name. You Betcha! By Treve Couns, Jr. POET leads a merry life. You betcha! ful and so free from strife. You betch: He writes of pe Of banquets ten While all he gets You betcha! Se je ancient queens; Beer axp BraNs,— JUDGE Some Loafers | OVERNOR WHITMAN of New G York having signed the anti-loafing bill, and a like measure now being operative in several other States, we ha secured, via the ouija-board, these opi on loafing from a few historical loafers, experts in the wonderful art of dolce far niente, Homer are destroying the poet’s reason for »afers are born, not made around many sanity. I Co.tumsus—“I loafed years before I could prove my wouldn't have a chance to-day Socrates—* I made of loafing a fine art. I was pinched for it, and the world has regretted it to your da Captain Kipp—‘Can’t interview me on loafing. No harder worker ever lived. To the jug with the idlers, say 1.” War Wrrraas- “he life of man is meral; busy and who is idle? Bah!” Rosert hadn't loafed had my romances. of art.” Bossy Burns—* All the busy be the world are not worth one rowdy poct like myself.” Napoceon—“‘It’s a good bill! If I had not loafed around Moscow so long I would have got somewher I so who is Louis Stevenson—“If 1 world would never have Idleness is the mother sin Mental Calories Smith—There’s food for thought in what he says. Jones—Pshaw, man—Hoover wouldn't even pass it for a substitute. She Was Out The parson’s wife was solici- tous that her hus- band should not be disturbed in his studies, so she instructed the new maid, “If you want any- thing, Jane, come to me. Never go to my husband unless I am out.” A few days later there was a knock at the par- son’s study, and, in reply to the usual “com the new maid ap- peared. she said, tress said I ws not to disturb you unless she was out.” “Well, Jane what is it.” “She's out,” the maid replied Tue Suavow or tHe Future he gobble-uns'll git you ef you don’t watch out.” comicbooks.com